Again...wow! I'm beginning to think I'm dealing with a mental giant here.
You must have thought for a while for that comeback...or did you simply rely on your days in elementary school for that one.
Wait...I think I how this one goes.
"I know you are, but what am I? I'm rubber your glue, bounces of me and sticks to you."
You are still a tool...a very sad, pathetic, attention-whoring, lieing, sack-o-shti that can't spell, punctuate, or even lie well.
Sadly, most people who get caught lieing tend to be less vocal as they seem to be embarrassed about their inspid actions and obstuse boasts. Apparently, you are the exception to the rule since you continue to spout your banal tripe.
This should be a very interesting convention this year.