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Offline AKcurly

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« on: February 23, 2004, 10:42:02 PM »
From a squadmate

"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
 
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
- U.S. Marine Corps
 
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are  guaranteed to always hit the ground."
- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
 
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal
 
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of  your unit."
-Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
 
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
-U.S. Air Force Manual
 
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
-Infantry Journal
 
"Tracers work both ways."
-U.S. Army Ordnance
 
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
-Infantry Journal
 
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
--Col. David Hackworth
 
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."
-Infantry Journal
 
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." -Joe Gay
 
"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."
-Anon
 
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
-Unknown Marine Corps Recruit
 
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
-Your Buddies
 
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
--U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

Offline Bodhi

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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2004, 11:33:06 PM »
That always brings a smile when I see this.
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2004, 11:41:48 PM »
lol pretty funny

ty ak
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2004, 07:06:56 AM »
Nice try Curly, but it's spelled "Humour". Ha!!!
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2004, 08:34:13 AM »
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Originally posted by Saintaw
Nice try Curly, but it's spelled "Humour". Ha!!!


In Flemish or french?

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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2004, 08:35:27 AM »
LoL

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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2004, 08:38:56 AM »
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Originally posted by AKcurly
In Flemish or french?

curly


In French obviously ...

For the Flemish the concept of humour is strange.

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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2004, 08:45:12 AM »
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Originally posted by straffo
In French obviously ...

For the Flemish the concept of humour is strange.


Must be!  The Brits spell it that way as well.  However, to be the best of my knowledge, the Brits have no knowledge of humor (american spelling), so they don't count in the spelling contest. :)

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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2004, 08:48:00 AM »
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said Implants?" She hit me. :D

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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2004, 02:03:26 AM »
lol :D
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2004, 02:09:46 AM »
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said Implants?" She hit me. :D

I don't care who ya are....that's funny!
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