Synopsys of The President's speech:
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. It is always an honor to welcome fellow governors to Washington, D.C. I'm a proud former member of the RGA. And tonight we're proud to welcome the newest members of this growing organization -- Olene, Ernie, Haley, and Arnold.
(Applause.)
Ronald Reagan!
(Thunderous Applause.)
Dick Cheney!
(Thunderous Applause.)
Democrats Suck!
(Standing Ovation)
The other party is still not finished selecting its nominee. Yet this much is already certain: Come November, the voters are going to have a very clear choice. Vote for me or Terrorists will rule the World!
(Thunderous Applause.)
When Dick Cheney and I came to Washington, we invented the military!
(Applause)
Sorry about that Teacher remark.... Democrats Suck!
(Applause)
Great events will turn on this election. The security and prosperity of America are at stake. {The President then beats on a War Drum furiously}
(Audience begins ritualistic dancing and chating)
We're taking on the big issues with strength and resolve and determination, and we stand ready to lead this nation for the next four years.
(Applause)
Once again, I'm really, really sorry one of my guys said what we think about Teachers... Democrats Suck!
(Applause)
My administration understands the importance of ownership in our society. We've set a great goal: We want Haliburton to own everything. And we have an agenda to meet this goal.
(Applause)
On issue after issue, the American people have a clear choice. My way or the highway! We'll give the orders, and you'll pay the bills.
(Thunderous Applause)
Vote for me or Terrorists will rule the World!
(Thunderous Applause)
Democrats Suck!
(Standing Ovation)
I kicked Saddam's A**! {President resumes beating War Drum}
(Prominent GOP Members begin fainting from glee)
This is the work that history has set before us. We welcome it. And we know that for the United States of America, the best days still lie ahead.
God bless. Thank you all.
(Standing Ovation)
