Author Topic: Secret Asian Man! (Read 464 times)

Capt. Pork · « **on:** February 24, 2004, 09:45:50 PM »

An amazing story of anonymity to fame.

Not so Secret Asian Man

senna · « **Reply #1 on:** February 24, 2004, 11:28:52 PM »

I could kill him and really enjoy it. Muuhahaha.

Better yet, I want to tie him to a tree, go back several hundred yards and snipe him with this

Polaroid · « **Reply #2 on:** February 24, 2004, 11:33:11 PM »

OMG, The one night i actually decide to watch American Idol, and the one segment I actually watch was this freakshow

1984 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 24, 2004, 11:35:51 PM »

Yeah, that guy has no clue whatsoever.

Polaroid · « **Reply #4 on:** February 24, 2004, 11:43:33 PM »

My Tagline being "Remember, Big Brother is Watching You" and then 1984's post.... creeeeeepy

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #5 on:** February 24, 2004, 11:58:01 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by senna
I could kill him and really enjoy it. Muuhahaha.

Better yet, I want to tie him to a tree, go back several hundred yards and snipe him with this

You wouldn't even give him the full effect of the .50 bmg?

senna · « **Reply #6 on:** February 24, 2004, 11:59:25 PM »

I want him to see me shoot him.

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2004, 12:06:46 AM »

Actually, strangely enough, the effective ranges of a .380 mag and a .50 bmg aren't all that different. Either way it'll be a prayer beyond 1500 yards.

But that's digressive.

William Hung rocks the house boat! He's the uncool dude that gets national attention for being more uncool than seeminly humanly possible. Don't shoot him!

gofaster · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2004, 08:07:59 AM »

This could be the hottest thing since Pet Rocks!

Wlfgng · « **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2004, 05:44:47 PM »

isn't that a song?

"secret.. asian man..
secret.. asian man...
they're givin you a number.. and takin' away your name"

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 25, 2004, 05:56:43 PM »

He's no Bubb Rubb.

Frogm4n · « **Reply #11 on:** February 25, 2004, 06:14:10 PM »

http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/

Stoned Gecko · « **Reply #12 on:** February 25, 2004, 06:19:03 PM »

I don't get it. The guy can't sing, can't dance, has no tallent, and becomes popular and gets $25,000? I'm in the wrong freakin' career!!!!

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #13 on:** February 25, 2004, 10:56:47 PM »

My other intrests includes milk produckts. chesees, youghurt, ect...
also naked womens. Maybe combine both!!!!! hohoho!!!
Also i liek beers. I liek SEX

Angus · « **Reply #14 on:** February 26, 2004, 03:15:34 AM »

ROFL, that milk product guy is the utter thing.
Good for me, I'm a a dairy Farmer