Author Topic: Same sex sex (Read 468 times)

AKcurly · « **on:** February 26, 2004, 07:16:20 PM »

A father in Idaho watched as his daughter played in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, she said, that might be OK in California and Massachusetts but we're not having any of that here in Idaho.

Curval · « **Reply #1 on:** February 26, 2004, 07:38:11 PM »

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #2 on:** February 26, 2004, 07:40:18 PM »

VFJACKAL · « **Reply #3 on:** February 26, 2004, 08:04:04 PM »

that was a good one:rofl

Yeager · « **Reply #4 on:** February 26, 2004, 08:17:59 PM »

Cruelty to insex......

warhound · « **Reply #5 on:** February 26, 2004, 09:42:41 PM »

Nilsen · « **Reply #6 on:** February 27, 2004, 02:47:27 AM »

SirLoin · « **Reply #7 on:** February 27, 2004, 05:49:24 AM »

Lol..But seriously it has been found that %10 of animals are gay or bisexual...So for the right wingers it must being a "lifestye choice" those two spiders.

Mighty1 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 27, 2004, 08:25:13 AM »

^ Just because some animals hump anything they get next to doesn't make it right for humans to do it.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #9 on:** February 27, 2004, 08:34:16 AM »

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Originally posted by SirLoin
Lol..But seriously it has been found that %10 of animals are gay or bisexual...So for the right wingers it must being a "lifestye choice" those two spiders.

Nah, there are spiders just as screwed up as humans, methinks. They just dont have Zoloft.

Toad · « **Reply #10 on:** February 27, 2004, 08:53:30 AM »

AKIron · « **Reply #11 on:** February 27, 2004, 08:55:44 AM »

Many animals eat their own young too. Why do they get to have all the fun?

Hawklore · « **Reply #12 on:** February 27, 2004, 08:57:49 AM »

Thats a good joke...