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Offline rpm

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« on: March 02, 2004, 04:45:07 PM »
Happy Texas Independence Day!

The Republic of Texas was born on March 2, 1836 when a delegation at Washington-on-the-Brazos adopted the Texas Declaration of Independence. Four days later, the Alamo fell to Santa Ana. On March 27, over 300 unarmed Texans were massacred at Goliad. But on April 21 at the Battle of San Jacinto, Santa Ana met defeat and for almost 10 years Texas was an independent nation.

Also, Happy Birthday Sam Houston!
It's a great day to hail from The Lone Star State, but then so is everyday.
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2004, 04:47:44 PM »
And from the CAPITAL of TEXAS same to ya !!!!!!!:D
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2004, 04:53:45 PM »
two words.....


Steers  -  Queers
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2004, 04:57:18 PM »
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two words.....


Steers  -  Queers


:rolleyes: how original....you think that up all on your own?
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2004, 05:02:18 PM »
The Steers are native-the Queers migrated from Cali.......
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Now THAT was a good one
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2004, 05:03:55 PM »
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The Steers are native-the Queers migrated from Cali.......


LOL....Perfect Liz....Have a Ritta at Baby A's for that one:rofl
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2004, 05:04:57 PM »
My dad's side of the family has done a lot of geneaology work and we've tracked our roots to Texas.

The first Heards arrived with Sam Houston's second wagon train.  A relative, William Menafee was a signer of the Texas Declaration of Independence.  Another, Cpt. William Heard lead Company F, 1st Rgt. of Texas Volunteers at San Jacinto.  

A very interesting write-up on Cpt Heard is here: The San Jacinto Veterans Website

So happy  B-Day Texas!!

PS, I think MT was letting us know that gay cows can be married in San Francisco now.
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2004, 05:15:54 PM »
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I think MT was letting us know that gay cows can be married in San Francisco now.

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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2004, 05:17:32 PM »
In Texas she would be at the stock yards with a ring in her nose.
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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2004, 05:59:23 PM »
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In Texas she would be at the stock yards with a ring in her nose.


Check out Rosie's left hand.
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2004, 06:10:44 PM »
Oh did I offend your sweety there MT?
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« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2004, 06:16:27 PM »
You know, you're right. I apologize to all you Texans for the little joke. I only have one question.

When you determine the population of Texas - how many times do you count each person?
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2004, 06:30:31 PM »
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You know, you're right. I apologize to all you Texans for the little joke. I only have one question.

When you determine the population of Texas - how many times do you count each person?


Well we dont count the immigrunts from kalifornia cause most of them are gay anyway.
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Wellllllll
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2004, 07:04:33 PM »
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You know, you're right. I apologize to all you Texans for the little joke. I only have one question.

When you determine the population of Texas - how many times do you count each person?


Its basically like this.....1 or Uno....2 or dos (sp) 3 or tres....

But in cali...I think its like...

onesey...twosey..oooo threesey....(best lisp)..say it it girls...foursey...fivsey...WO RK IT GIRLFRIENDS...sixsey....:p
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Re: Wellllllll
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2004, 07:07:01 PM »
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Its basically like this.....1 or Uno....2 or dos (sp) 3 or tres....

But in cali...I think its like...

onesey...twosey..oooo threesey....(best lisp)..say it it girls...foursey...fivsey...WO RK IT GIRLFRIENDS...sixsey....:p


LOL:rofl
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