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Offline muckmaw

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Enough with the Gay...Alright??
« on: March 03, 2004, 07:02:31 PM »
Cripes Ahmighty...

Is everyone gay?

Queer Eye, Boy Meets Boy, That stupid sitcom...Will and Grace, now the whole marriage thing.

Mayors making their little power trips marrying homosexuals.

Listen, I don't give a rats arnold what you like to do with your naughty parts in the bedroom.

But I'm sick of having these depraved and in my opinion, they are depraved, lifestyles thrown in my face.

So you're a guy that likes taking a shot in the pail...good for you. I don't need to hear it, read about it, and grant you some sort of special badge of spoodge for it.

Enough with the gay, already!

Now it's just annoying and overexposed!!!

And no...2 guys are not married. They're banging each other. End of story.

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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2004, 07:04:09 PM »
Muck is having a little sexuality confusion.  The first stage is lashing out.

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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2004, 07:08:46 PM »
I heard he had a dream ...

something to do with a highway..

in Hershey?

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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2004, 07:22:31 PM »
While we're at it, lets review the laws against pedophilia. They have the same rights as other people don't they? Who is to say a 13 or 14 year old can't have a say with what they do with their body? In some states girls that young can go get an abortion without her parents even knowing let alone having a say in the matter. So whats the difference between some 15 or 16 year old guy doing them or a 20 or 40 year old guy? Seems they should have the choice, not some uptite republican bible thumping lawmakers.

Statutory rape is like saying hey n****r get in the back of the bus... it deprives human beings from their basic rights. But then again thats just like bible thumpers isn't it.

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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2004, 08:02:59 PM »
At what age can a person make an informed and mature decision as to whether or not to have sex?

I lost my virginity at 16...not for lack of effort, though.

Seems everyone lost it about the same age.

Maybe that should be the age of consent.

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Re: Enough with the Gay...Alright??
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2004, 01:31:42 AM »
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Cripes Ahmighty... I LIKE MEN!

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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2004, 04:30:37 AM »
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I heard he had a dream ...

something to do with a highway..

in Hershey?
Ugh, that's disgusting. Even as a Brit I know what that means.

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Re: Enough with the Gay...Alright??
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2004, 05:52:28 AM »
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Is everyone gay?


Ask them.

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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2004, 05:57:02 AM »
Well, you could always watch Sex in the City... and develop a deep dislike of whiny, spoilt tarts everywhere. lol

TV sucks.
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Offline muckmaw

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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2004, 08:30:46 AM »
That was last month's rant.;)

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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2004, 08:50:26 AM »
The main problem with blatant homosexuals is that they don't understand just how boring they are.

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Re: Enough with the Gay...Alright??
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2004, 08:56:00 AM »
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Cripes Ahmighty...

Is everyone gay? I know I am, but what about everyone else?

 


Muck, thanks for coming clean. We love ya, man!

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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2004, 11:18:47 AM »
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But I'm sick of having these depraved and in my opinion, they are depraved, lifestyles thrown in my face.


I feel that way every time I see Benny Hinn on the tube while channel surfing.

I watch Queer Eye with the wife and enjoy it. I even look pretty good compared to the schleps they usually have on. They had one guy a week ago or so living in a garbage heap (the cast was speechless at each squalor discovery, and I was laughing so hard I was crying), then there was the guy with the stack of Jugs Magazines under his bed, and the guy with the pack of "small" fit condoms, the backhair guy... I'm practically a metrosexual by comparison.

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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2004, 11:29:21 AM »
When you boil it down, the gay marriage thing is a political protest.

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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2004, 11:40:14 AM »
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