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Offline Pongo

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« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2004, 03:52:07 PM »
Ill lease mine to you for 10$ (US) per year. You are responsible for all upkeep. I will warn you though. My soul is an anoying high maintenenece one. Probably more then you can handle.

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« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2004, 04:03:57 PM »
Is that $5.00 US or Canadian?

I'll sell ya mine, although I will feel guilty for duping you outta $5, seeing as how its not "really" real. But hey, whatever floats yer boat.

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Offline john9001

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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2004, 04:09:00 PM »
only $5? why, the devil offered much more, he said i could as rich as trump or gates, but because i don't believe in the devil i had to turn him down.

hey westy, you got a real ghost in a jar? can it do any tricks?
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Offline RTR

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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2004, 04:09:25 PM »
hmmmm..actually on second thought, I have never ripped anyone off for anything before, and I'm not about to start now.

It's yours. Free and clear. Do whatever you wish with it. All you gotta do is send me something to pack it up in, and you pay the shipping and handling.

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« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2004, 04:11:25 PM »
Smoking is bad for Hamsters.

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« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2004, 04:13:23 PM »
Here, we can use this for a basic template.  Of course it will be slightly more presentable in final form.


Proof of Sale

VIA Facsimile

4 March 2004

Sandman_SBM
Aces High BBS

Mr. Sandman_SBM,

Following our conversation of earlier this morning, please find below the agreement of sale to be signed and returned to this office at your ealiest convinence.

This document will serve as a Proof of Sale between Sandman_SBM (Moveon.org) and Saurdaukar (Saurdaukar Souls, LLC).


Saurdaukar Souls LLC
Agreement/Proof of Sale

The term of the agreement begins 4 March 2004 with no set end date.  The Agreement/Proof of Sale is made by Saurdaukar Souls, LLC and Sandman_SBM, for good and valuable consideration and is intending to be legally bound, hereby, The Company and the Individual agree as follows.

Products of Individual

1.01 The Individual hereby agrees to provide to The Company with the following.  The description of objects and or entities includes, but is not limited to:

A.  One (1) soul belonging to the Individual in good working order.

B.  One (1) signed Agreement/Proof of Sale confirming the sale of soul.

1.02  The Individual at all times during the performance of the Agreement shall strictly adhere to and obey all federal, state and paranormal laws, rules and regulations as from time to time amended, including, but not limited to, the applicable laws and regulations governing the sale of non-material products.

Compensation of the Individual

2.01  As compensation for services rendered, the Individual shall be entitled to payment as described in Exhibit "A".   Payment hereunder shall be deemed earned when a soul is delivered. The Individual recognizes and agrees that The Company has the right, at any time and in its sole discretion, to modify or adjust pricing structure and to modify or eliminate existing products and agreements or to introduce new products and agreements regardless of the impact on payment. The direct solicitation of Saurdaukar Souls LLC's current soul portfolio is not permitted without The Company’s prior written consent.

Property Rights of the Parties

3.01  During the term of this agreement and for a period of ninety (90) days immediately following the termination of the Agreement, the Individual shall not directly or indirectly;

A.  Make known to any person, firm or corporation the names and addresses of any of the customers, applicants or current prospective customers or applicants of The Company or any other information pertaining to them, or;

B.  Call on, solicit, or take away any of The Company’s current soul selling applicants.

3.02  The Individual shall not, during the term of this Agreement or at any time following its termination, disclose any trade secrets, marketing studies, advertising or promotional materials, customer lists, logs or reports or any other forms, surveys, or materials which are owned by the Company.

General Provisions

4.01  This Agreement supersedes any and all other agreements, either oral or written, between the parties with respect to the sale of the Individual's soul to The Company

4.02  The Agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania except its choice of law principles and to the extent preempted by federal law.

4.03  The Company reserves the right to amend this agreement without notice.

Saurdaukar Souls LLC[/u]

By:___________________ , Date ___________
Sandman_SBM, Individual Seller.

By:___________________ , Date ___________
Saurdaukar, President, Saurdaukar Souls, LLC.


*Appendix A:  Sales price as agreed, $10.00 USD.

I, Sandman_SBM, hereby confirm that I have recieved payment for one (1) soul belonging to my person.

By:___________________ , Date ___________
Sandman_SBM, Individual Seller.

I, Saurdaukar, hereby confirm that I have recieved one (1) soul belonging to the Individual.

By:___________________ , Date ___________
Saurdaukar, President, Saurdaukar Souls, LLC.

Offline Krugars

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« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2004, 04:17:21 PM »
If you're giving him 10 bucks i want 10 also..

Draft up another one capt. its sellin time.

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« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2004, 04:20:19 PM »
RTR.  Youre generosity is overwhelming. Verbal agreement in this case is satisfactory.  There is no need to ship.  The verbal agreement (or typed in this case) will be enough to transfer ownership.

Congratulations!  You are the first customer of Saurdaukar Souls, LLC and will be remembered accordingly!

Desire, offer, and agreement to buy back your soul will hinge on the mood of the current owner at the time of request.

Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2004, 04:21:07 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Krugars
If you're giving him 10 bucks i want 10 also..

Draft up another one capt. its sellin time.


Regrettably, Sandman's soul is worth a premium.  Much like a Hank Arron baseball card.  Ill give you $1.25 for yours.

Offline Krugars

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« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2004, 04:23:12 PM »
Ouch, that hurts.

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« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2004, 04:26:10 PM »
Business is business. :D

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« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2004, 04:31:30 PM »
this is too funny

wtg  Saurdaukar - way to make them think
 
 will be watching to see how many "unbelievers" take you up on your offer - gl sir
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« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2004, 04:35:08 PM »
I'll do it for $7.50.

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« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2004, 04:36:11 PM »
You can have my soul for free.

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« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2004, 04:36:35 PM »
Sorry Saur..

I think i can get more on ebay