Those of you claiming to be faithless

[Saurdaukar]

Dont believe in God, Jesus was a crazy man, the Bible is a fairy tale, etc.

Im offering to buy your soul for $5.  I'll send you the check if you sign an agreement stating that you are selling your soul to me.

Free money - what do you care?  Whos among the willing?

[CyranoAH]

Sorry but I already sold mine. It's a pretty common finantial operation called "30-year mortgage"

Best of luck with the others.

Daniel

EDIT: And my little dog's too!

[Saurdaukar]

Then call your bank and organize a soul-out refi and call me.

I can help with some of that mortgage payment and all you need to do it sign a little peice of paper.  

[GtoRA2]

Saur!

Awesome!!

I do not believe in the Christian god, and sometimes I do not want to believe in god, but deep down.... I do mostly.

Sadly if you want to know what ruined me for Christianity? Christian school.

I think Gibson deserves a lot of credit for making his movie.

I also think most Christians are good people. Not that atheist are all bad, but some are horrid excuses for humans. (yes I have met “Christians” like that too)

****ing with someones faith is wrong. I have in the past, and I am sorry. I learned that someone having faith not a bad thing.

[midnight Target]

How well you gonna care for it?

[Capt. Pork]

Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Dont believe in God, Jesus was a crazy man, the Bible is a fairy tale, etc.

Im offering to buy your soul for $5.  I'll send you the check if you sign an agreement stating that you are selling your soul to me.

Free money - what do you care?  Whos among the willing?

I think your confusing god, faith and a belief in an immortal soul with Christianity. The bible was a story meant to illustrate certain aspects of life. If you're one who takes everything in it literally, I'll sell you a brain for $5. My hamster just died of cancer and doesn't need it anymore.

[Saurdaukar]

Originally posted by midnight Target
How well you gonna care for it?

Glass jar under my bed.

Originally posted by Capt. Pork
I think your confusing god, faith and a belief in an immortal soul with Christianity. The bible was a story meant to illustrate certain aspects of life. If you're one who takes everything in it literally, I'll sell you a brain for $5. My hamster just died of cancer and doesn't need it anymore.

I dont want your dead hampsters brain and I dont want to argue about religion.  

I want your soul.

$5 - PayPal, check, cash, your choice.  Money for nothing and chicks for free.

You game?

[Capt. Pork]

You really should start with a brain.

[Pooh21]

seriously.

oh well. they oughta bring back the Inquisition.

[Saurdaukar]

Too much overhead.  Souls are easily transportable and low maint.  Plus, they dont make my house smell like fermeldahyde (sp?).


Whats with you people?  You dont want free money?

[Sandman]

Make it $10 and it's a deal.

[Saurdaukar]

For your soul?  Ill pay $10 without hesitation.

Let me draft a contract.

[Nod]

It isn't yours to sell.........

ahhhhhh forget it....just let em do it:rolleyes:

[Capt. Pork]

It's moot anyway. My soul belongs to Marge Simpson.

[Westy]

Well whoopee if this place aint better than ePay!

 I've had my soul in a mason jar for about eight years now. During that time I've collected about 19 others which all in thier own individual containers too.
 But the time is right and I'm ready to sell. The deal is you have to buy the lot of them.
 Just send me a money order or bank check and I will send you back all your paperwork and the 20 jars with my collection of eclectic souls contained inside them.

 I got a ghost in a jar too.

Interested?