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Offline Saurdaukar

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« on: March 07, 2004, 08:20:38 PM »
:D  Scary how accurate - even down to magazine subscriptions.

Guess Im a Time Trialer.

http://www.nsxfiles.com/Pyramid_of_speed.htm

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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2004, 01:16:28 AM »
More like the pyramid of retardation.  Racing street cars is like ****ing with your pants on.

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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2004, 05:45:31 AM »
^^^^^^ that right there is signature material.

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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2004, 09:33:54 AM »
So where do computer racers fit in that pyramid?

Edit: Only 9 days left until Sebring opens to the public!

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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2004, 10:08:20 AM »
i feel like so left out, he never once mentioned hill climbs...

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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2004, 10:52:42 AM »
4 cylinder engines..expensive ground effects... lots of racing parts stickers.."racing" rims...and an annoying loud muffler..do not a fast car make....when was it decided that a loud 4-cyl was an appealing sound...and don't get me started on NOS..if you can't make your car go fast without it..then you don't need to be racing..NOS is cheating..you can put it on a stock engine and outrun someone...besides it smells like cheese when it's used:D

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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2004, 10:55:26 AM »
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
More like the pyramid of retardation.  Racing street cars is like ****ing with your pants on.


Dont mind FUNKED, he's just suffering from Armstrong Syndrome.

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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2004, 11:15:57 AM »
YER JUST JEALOUS CUZ YOU DON'T GOT THA NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS!!!  :aok

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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2004, 11:22:08 AM »
yeah......I'm jealous:rolleyes:

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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2004, 11:33:48 AM »
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yeah......I'm jealous:rolleyes:


Yeah it's normal to envy our phat rides.  Post some pics of your ride yo!

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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2004, 11:43:04 AM »
give ma a bit to go take some pics....befor ethe day is out

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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2004, 11:45:56 AM »
TIZZITE!

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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2004, 12:10:17 PM »
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Yeah it's normal to envy our phat rides.  Post some pics of your ride yo!


He is t3h lozar!!

Der iz no wai tht he is t3h k00l as us with are downforse!

Ill kill j00 cauz mai Civic runz t3h kwarter in 2 sex!!!!!1111threehundredandseventeen

YOU CANT HANGE WIT TEH VTEC POWA 4EVAR!!!



WE GET ALL TEH GIRLYS TO SEE!!  BLING BLING!!

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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2004, 12:33:57 PM »
OMG I too am masturbating to Sourdork's posts.  Hubba hubba.

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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2004, 12:40:24 PM »
Originally posted by FUNKED1

Looks like one of the Hot Wheels cars I buy for my 5-year-old nephew.


Was this photo taken in the parking lot of a local high school just before baseball practice?  That's class, baby, class; right down to the Big Lots store across the street.