I'm actually American, living in a small wooden shack atop a thermonuclear fallout proof bunker stuffed full of guns 'n' ammo in the wilds of Montana, communicating by satellite. 
This Englishmen act is just that. I watched An English Patient once and have modelled my character on Ralph Fiennes. I voted for Bush in the last election and intend to do the same in November. I secretly admire Lazs and agree with everything he writes. 
I weigh 375 pounds and have a credit arrangement with Krispy Kremes. 
I have never worn a suit.