Author Topic: My Dream Girl (Read 587 times)

ra · « **on:** March 09, 2004, 07:36:04 PM »

john9001 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2004, 07:46:38 PM »

how to get ride of your wife:

A) give her a fake million dollar bill.

B) send her to wally mart.

"have fun honey, see you later, (much later)"

Hawklore · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2004, 09:22:49 PM »

I guess being a dead beat prez. on a $200.00 bill is close enough to being a Abraham Lincoln and being on a penny?

Morpheus · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2004, 09:29:45 PM »

Stupid trash of a woman she looks like anyways! Dumb Broad...

I woulda make 3 dolla billz myself... You know the ones with Clinton smoking a doobie on it:aok

gofaster · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2004, 09:06:16 AM »

No pics of the bill in question. That would've made the story much better.

She has the neck of a linebacker.

thrila · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2004, 09:11:58 AM »

How stupid can you get??!!:rofl

Mini D · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2004, 09:18:31 AM »

I have one of those bills at my desk. Anyone trying to pass one off as real should become an FDB.

MiniD

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2004, 09:19:31 AM »

Before anyone actually says something, there are real 1 mil dollar bills.

However, they are used for bank to bank transactions only.

BEVO · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2004, 09:51:40 AM »

from CNN.. "The U.S. Treasury does not make $1 million bills, but similar-looking currency is sold in some souvenir shops."

midnight Target · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2004, 10:39:10 AM »

$100,000 was the biggest denomination ever.

http://www.ustreas.gov/education/faq/currency/denominations.html#q2

"Did the Treasury Department ever produce a $1 million currency note? I have one that I want to know about.

We receive many inquiries asking if the Treasury Department ever produced a $1 million currency note. People have sent in copies of these notes. We have found that they are nonnegotiable platinum certificates known as a "One Million Dollar Special Issue." These notes were from a special limited copyrighted art series originally sold by a Canadian firm for $1.00 each as a collectible item. They are not official United States currency notes manufactured by our Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP). As such, they are not redeemable by the Department of the Treasury.

You may be interested to know that the BEP learned of these certificates in the spring of 1982. All related correspondence was forwarded to the United States Secret Service to decide if there were any violations of Federal currency laws. The Secret Service subsequently advised, however, that these certificates did not violate any United States law."

Dowding · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2004, 10:43:29 AM »

Mental illness is a sad affliction.

Lizking · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2004, 11:19:52 AM »

So is ignorance.

Dowding · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2004, 12:21:56 PM »

What do you mean by that? I was serious. You reckon she's a well adjusted individual with no mental health issues?

There's no way you get to the age of 35 without understanding million dollar banknotes are unlikely to be accepted at your local shop.

mosgood · « **Reply #13 on:** March 10, 2004, 12:28:58 PM »

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There's no way you get to the age of 35 without understanding million dollar banknotes are unlikely to be accepted at your local shop. [/B][/QUOTE]

you mean you can't go into a wal-mart and cah a million dollar bill?

for gods sake... I thought they were the worlds largest company!!!

what a reality check huh?

Dowding · « **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2004, 12:30:38 PM »

Maybe I'm wrong.