Author Topic: Nazi Racoons on the warpath!!! (Read 531 times)

Replicant · « **on:** March 10, 2004, 03:23:28 PM »

Taken from the Sun newspaper http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004111424,00.html

HORDES of Nazi racoons are out to conquer Europe.

They are just across the Channel from Britain after marching through France, Belgium, Holland and Denmark in a furry blitzkrieg.

Hitler aide Hermann Goering had the US mammals introduced to German woods in 1934 to “enrich the Reich’s fauna”.

But numbers have soared and they are invading new territory — just like the Nazis did. Germany has more than a million racoons.

The 2ft-long creatures have no natural predators and are a serious pest, entering houses to steal food and endangering local wildlife.

Now there are plans to launch a cull. Expert Ulf Hohmann warned: “Racoons will eventually spread to the whole of Europe.”

The menace follows reports of ten million “Stalin” crabs with a 3ft claw span heading towards Britain from Russia.

Dowding · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2004, 03:29:29 PM »

I think Winston summed it up perfectly:

"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!"

Torque · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2004, 03:41:30 PM »

Just hope they don't have Rabies, the hordes are heading north on us as we speak.

lazs2 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2004, 04:19:44 PM »

I have a .45 acp 1917 revolver that got sent to you guys in WWI and then sent back (british proofs)... it then got sent back to you guys in WWII and came back with even more british proofs and a conversion to 455.

looks like you might be needing it again.

lazs

Pei · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2004, 04:24:35 PM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
I have a .45 acp 1917 revolver that got sent to you guys in WWI and then sent back (british proofs)... it then got sent back to you guys in WWII and came back with even more british proofs and a conversion to 455.

looks like you might be needing it again.

lazs

I think a rifle or shotgun might be more useful.

lazs2 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2004, 04:49:01 PM »

I think you're right but the revolver is handier to carry while those guys are gardening or whatever it is they like to do... plus... when the fighting gets in close and personal the revolver might saved a brit.

but I can probly send rifles and shotguns with british proofs over too.

lazs

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2004, 04:52:15 PM »

If these coons team up with the US squirels it is over for you guys....

LOL

VOR · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2004, 05:09:00 PM »

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2004, 05:26:27 PM »

VOR
Someone posted some news articals from England a few years back about how the US squirels where killing all the wimpy english squirels and attacking people....

I just thought it was funny as hell.

LAWCobra · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2004, 05:51:03 PM »

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Originally posted by GtoRA2
VOR
Someone posted some news articals from England a few years back about how the US squirels where killing all the wimpy english squirels and attacking people....

I just thought it was funny as hell.

Aw man thats just nutt"s

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2004, 06:43:53 PM »

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Originally posted by Dowding
I think Winston summed it up perfectly:

"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!"

Nah just wait till the USA saves ur butts again...

midnight Target · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2004, 06:46:56 PM »

coon hound lend lease?

Pei · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2004, 07:53:58 PM »

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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Nah just wait till the USA saves ur butts again...

Wait being the operative word. If you want the US to start on time issue a request 2 years early...

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 10, 2004, 08:32:06 PM »

PEI
If you listen some of the UK bananas on this board, they never needed the gold old USA...

We are just a big glory hound..

Shuckins · « **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2004, 08:35:09 PM »

Given a couple of weeks, about half-a-dozen Cajuns and with a pack of Catahoula curs could eliminate that problem.

Regards, Shuckins/Leggern