Author Topic: Celebrities who need to die! A Poll! (Read 2479 times)

Capt. Pork · « **on:** March 10, 2004, 10:28:00 PM »

Bill Mahar--slowly and painfully.

Rosie O'donnell--slowly and painfully by having Bill Mahar inserted completely into her.

Lizking · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2004, 10:29:15 PM »

She would devour Mahar and go looking for a suitcase of Twinkies and a diet Coke to wash him down with.

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2004, 10:31:25 PM »

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Originally posted by Lizking
She would devour Mahar and go looking for a suitcase of Twinkies and a diet Coke to wash him down with.

Perhaps, perhaps... But you're assuming that I, the arbitrator of their demise, will insert him into her mouth.

Or are you.

john9001 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2004, 10:35:22 PM »

EEEWWWW.....OMG ...i'm going to have nightmares.... (....thinking about baseball......thinking about baseball....whose on first, no whose on second , i don't know is on first)

LAWCobra · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2004, 10:37:00 PM »

The list Is really to long to post.

Arlo · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2004, 10:38:50 PM »

Longer than the top 100 guitarists?

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2004, 10:39:31 PM »

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Originally posted by LAWCobra
The list Is really to long to post.

Pick your top 2, top 3 at the most.

Here's some help... I'll assume that Ellen Degeneres is going to be popular, so if you're going to list her, think of another.

LAWCobra · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2004, 10:40:38 PM »

Yeah ellen and rosie.
Sean penn.
Johnny depp.

Lizking · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2004, 11:34:46 PM »

Who said anything about her Mouth?

capt. apathy · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2004, 11:56:52 PM »

nah, Ellen has always been pretty funny.

johny depp is weird but one hell of an actor

none of them are as bad as Liza minelli, richard simmons, or Christopher lowell.

JB73 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2004, 12:09:33 AM »

Barbra Streisand

the cast of the west wing

gwenth paltrow

ben aflack

SOB · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2004, 12:14:59 AM »

Joan Rivers - she's technically already dead, but she needs to be banished from television too.

Gordon Elliot - from the Food Network and Campbell's soup commercials.

Kelly Love - from the KGW news in Portland Oregon . . . every time I see her I just want to punch my television for some reason.

Glasses · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2004, 12:21:00 AM »

Ben Affleck and J Lo except for her butt we can leave that part untouched

Rosie O' Donnel too
Barbara Streissand

rpm · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2004, 12:32:01 AM »

Billy Mays (Guy from the OxyClean and SpaceBag infomercials) from slow deliberate insertion of Rosie O'Donnell into him.

Inventor of the Reality TV Show. Whomever this guy is, he must die. Actually we need to invent a time machine, invent a Terminator, send it back in time to find his Mother and kill her before she gives birth.

Reba McEntire. (Self explanitory)

LAWCobra · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2004, 12:53:41 AM »

Oh yeah JANE FONDA:aok