Originally posted by midnight Target
Cooking for the dog is too left-wing even for me.
But I love my dawgs....didn't you know that all dogfood manufacturers are owned by rightwing politcal appointees that are inserting secretly developed mind control drugs into our pets food that will one day cause them to attack anyone leaning to the left on a signal from the Central Scrutinizer?
I'm chopping off the heels on all my right foot shoes, that'll keep me safe from these bastages.