Author Topic: My dog and cat are funny (Read 717 times)

2stony · « **Reply #15 on:** March 22, 2004, 03:16:03 PM »

Originally posted by midnight target:

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My lab would be licking cat from his lips right after the second picture... he hates 'em.

My 16 lb. orange Tabby would be turning your lab's face into confetti. Pound for pound cats will kick a dog's arse every time. Even outweighed 4 or 5 to 1 they'll usually kick a dog's arse.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2004, 03:18:50 PM »

LOL
2Stony

Yeah for the most part but ia big agresive dog just has to get his teeth in and its all over fort he cat.

We had a Boxer Pitbull miz growing up. It did not like cats. It spotted a cat in the back yard and went after it. It had about a 4 times wieght advantage.... The cat Wacked the dog on the nose and cut him and that dog came SCREAMING into the house yelping the whole way. I almost fell over laughing, all in like 10 seconds.

2stony · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2004, 03:29:29 PM »

Oh yea! I've seen dog's noses explode when a cat nails them. We had a Siamese mess up the neighbor's poodle one day. Our cat is walking along the fence in the grass in our yard and the neighbor's poodle stick's its nose through the slats in the fence and start's barking. Our cat hits it with one swipe and the poodle's nose explodes into blood. A couple of days later my dad and I are sitting in the living room playing cribbage and I look over at the neighbor's bathroom window and I see this BB gun barrel sticking out. I look to see what he's aiming at and I see our cat walking along the fence way down in back. I guess he was trying to take revenge for his poodle(lol).

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 22, 2004, 03:41:07 PM »

Hope you called the cops on the *******./..

We had a guy killing people pets cats in my neighborhood when I was a teen, he would never get them all the way on the first shot so they would suffer..... jerk.

If some **** took potshots at my pet he would pay...

maslo · « **Reply #19 on:** March 22, 2004, 05:24:54 PM »

thanks for pictures, you gave me a hope, that there is someone with similaty mess on the floor as i have

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 22, 2004, 05:27:04 PM »

Man that is nothing. I have friends who such slobs, you wouldn't Believe it!

Besides, its all the dogs fault!!

AKWeav · « **Reply #21 on:** March 22, 2004, 10:53:58 PM »

So lets see a pic of the spit that came in the box.

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #22 on:** March 22, 2004, 11:01:16 PM »

Does the ionic breeze work? Mine sucked, right out of the box. Did you get it from Sharper Image?

The animals are cute. All the cats I ever lived with had to get used to getting shot with rubber bands. Some of them hated it, some liked it. One of them got so good he could swat them out of mid air as they flew towards him. That was my favorite.

How old are you?

I could have sworn you said you were in 6th grade in the airsoft thread--I probably didn't read it carefully enough.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 22, 2004, 11:28:47 PM »

Here you go, the spit and some others by the same company

21st Century Toys

All 1/18 scale and all come with a pilot action figure, they have a bunch of tanks the same scale

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 22, 2004, 11:31:45 PM »

Pork, thats just a fan, I can not see spending that kinda cash on an air purifier.

I am 30 actualy. In the airsoft thread I gave a story from 6th Grade... a long long time ago.

Ruberbands and the little cat are not a good combo... Pulling a rubber band out of an upset cats bellybutton is not fun.

LAWCobra · « **Reply #25 on:** March 22, 2004, 11:34:55 PM »

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Originally posted by GtoRA2
Ruberbands and the little cat are not a good combo... Pulling a rubber band out of an upset cats bellybutton is not fun.

Ben there done that It aint fun still have the scares.

Had to pull a full pair of panty hose out my dogs arse once too .
Kinda funny the poor dog had this paniced look on his face:rofl

NUKE · « **Reply #26 on:** March 22, 2004, 11:39:28 PM »

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Originally posted by LAWCobra
Ben there done that It aint fun still have the scares.

Had to pull a full pair of panty hose out my dogs arse once too .
Kinda funny the poor dog had this paniced look on his face:rofl

how exactly did a full pair of panty hose get into your dog's arse????? I am calling BS on this one!

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 22, 2004, 11:47:36 PM »

LoL for my kitty Nuke the rubber band went in the front....

rookie_spitfire · « **Reply #28 on:** March 23, 2004, 08:27:53 AM »

I have a cat that is like 14 yrs old, she is about 10 lbs and she teases my dogs, she'll go up to them, rub her tail and everything up against their faces purring like she doesn't care and then when they go to sniff her, she snaps, goes totally sckitzo on thier faces and just attacks them, then runs, and of course my dogs will chase and she goes up a tree and goes to almost the very top, and then the dogs get bored, walk away and it starts all over again... almost every day it happens. U'd think my dog's would learn by now!

Vermillion · « **Reply #29 on:** March 23, 2004, 01:13:58 PM »

I own 3 Boxers and they all see the cat (or other cats they encounter) as a living fluffy play toy. Mine don't actually want to hurt the cat, they just see them as play things.

I've seen each of them get clawed in the face, and just ignore it.

The thing is with a Boxer, they see a cat pull up and start to swat with its claws, they do their "boxer" act and swat back with their paws. Which given the disparity in size and reach usually means the cat gets knocked head over tail several times, and before it recovers it bearings the dog has it pinned to the ground.

Ocaisonally a cat will get a good hit in, but its usually ignored until the end of "play time"