Author Topic: FDBs... or FDPs? (Read 1973 times)

SeaWulfe · « **Reply #75 on:** June 05, 2001, 11:17:00 AM »

Gordo, I admire you ability to talk out of your ass.. it's a skill I have been working quite hard on doing, unfortunately I fail miserably and am left with an unpleasant odor and mess in my pants.

As for SOB turning down drinks, that only further points to your squad losing the hair on their balls (let me guess, you guys are into that 'Nair' crap??). Stopping at 2 beers? What was he doing... reserving himself for when he gets home so he can pop open a case of wine coolers and hop out back with Animal?

Your insults are lamer than ever, as if you guys are popping ecstasy so you can love everyone around you.

What's the deal guys? Did you strafe too many chutes and now you can't take it anymore? You guys can't stand the whines and belly aches from the aggrivated weenie gamer? That doesn't sound like a Bastard to me... sounds more like a popsicle!
-SW

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #76 on:** June 05, 2001, 11:37:00 AM »

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Stopping at 2 beers?

Beers? SOB didn't want beer.. he said it tastes yuckie. Instead, he wanted a drink where "he couldn't taste the alcohol".

FDP.

And Gordo, there was a time when turning down a drink merrited some quality latrine duty time alongside Hangtime. Now, as long as there is a good "excuse", you can get out of it. Remember when there was no such thing as an excuse?

FDP.

AKDejaVu

SOB · « **Reply #77 on:** June 05, 2001, 01:01:00 PM »

Damn, you really are sad. Insulting a man for drinking Jack Daniels while you're downing one of the latest trendy NW microspews? After I'm done drinking I piss beer, and you're welcome to it.

SOB

skernsk · « **Reply #78 on:** June 05, 2001, 04:14:00 PM »

The Bastards WILL be separated from the rutabagas at the con. I have a spare liver on ice that I grabbed off the leading edge of my wing from shooting down AK's.

I recon it's brand new and never REALLY been tested.

SPEWwolfe can sip the fruity drinks with umbrella's.

Vulva (a.k.a. vulcan) does not have the balls to make an appearance, which is fine, because he would likely miss his sheep and want to chase down hblair and the rest of the cute, cuddly ASSassins.

Now PISS off.

Vulcan · « **Reply #79 on:** June 05, 2001, 04:21:00 PM »

Wonder what frued would say about your fantasizing about me being a part of a female genitile? Must be the man-loving-women-substitution the FDPs are into.

I'll be at the con, if someone can give me a lift

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Originally posted by skernsk:
The Bastards WILL be separated from the rutabagas at the con. I have a spare liver on ice that I grabbed off the leading edge of my wing from shooting down AK's.

I recon it's brand new and never REALLY been tested.

SPEWwolfe can sip the fruity drinks with umbrella's.

Vulva (a.k.a. vulcan) does not have the balls to make an appearance, which is fine, because he would likely miss his sheep and want to chase down hblair and the rest of the cute, cuddly ASSassins.

Now PISS off.

wolf37 · « **Reply #80 on:** June 05, 2001, 04:30:00 PM »

hblair · « **Reply #81 on:** June 05, 2001, 04:52:00 PM »

Didn't bother reading the whole thread. Saw a funny picture of SOB in there though. LOL! I quit reading when the usual drivel started. Saw my squads name mentioned a few times, ho hum, maybe in good light, maybe bad, who cares.

Funny thread turned retarded. Same old song and dance....

SeaWulfe · « **Reply #82 on:** June 05, 2001, 05:18:00 PM »

none of this is serious wolf or hblair.
-SW

SOB · « **Reply #83 on:** June 05, 2001, 05:26:00 PM »

LOL...get more drunk, then actually read all of the posts Hblair. It's all just in fun. Except that part about you being the Mullet King of southern Alabama. I think that part was purely factual

SOB

Dowding · « **Reply #84 on:** June 05, 2001, 05:33:00 PM »

You guys need to get together and have one, long, hard scrap...

... or shag, whichever takes your fancy.

BTW, this is a great thread, and is the perfect anti-dote to all them there 'I quit' posts around here recently. Please keep it up.

hblair · « **Reply #85 on:** June 05, 2001, 05:49:00 PM »

SOB, SW, you don't have to straighten up just because you're afraid I'm gonna clean house at the con.

First, I gotta mop the floor with Mr. 6377, then I'm gonna throw gunowner#26 out the window, along with rhino.

Then and only then I'll prolly use SOB as a bowling ball and roll him over the rest of the FDB's. After that, I'm gonna take on all the AK's at once, pulling some Charlie Chan action on 'em. Then throw them out the window along with gunowner#26.

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #86 on:** June 05, 2001, 06:02:00 PM »

We've been talking about it Hblair, and we think we can kick your ass. We'll see you at the con.

Muahahaha

We also talked about kicking SOB's ass, but decided that experience would be too "squishy".

AKDejaVu

SeaWulfe · « **Reply #87 on:** June 05, 2001, 06:58:00 PM »

Spermsk, I'll slam your head into Fatty's bellybutton so hard that you'll come out of Animal's wang.. all this WHILE sipping on my fruity drink and admiring the beauty of my pretty miniature paper umbrella. I won't even break a nail and my dress won't get messed, I won't fall over in my high heels either!

I'll beat your half-wit canadian bacon bellybutton into the ground and won't so much as break a sweat!

Bring it on squeak, don't make me hafta slap you around like a red headed step child!

And as far as you go Hblair... I'll grab cumman26 by his girly arms and beat you unconscious with him while he flails about screaming like a lil' sissy!

-SW

Fatty · « **Reply #88 on:** June 05, 2001, 07:00:00 PM »

I don't know what rituals you arabian nits like to go through, but hands off my bellybutton if you don't mind.

SeaWulfe · « **Reply #89 on:** June 05, 2001, 07:53:00 PM »

but Fatty you are so phat... with a p h!!
-SW

Author Topic: FDBs... or FDPs? (Read 1973 times)

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