Vulcan... a life lived in New Zealand amongst all those sheep (diseased sheep, no doubt) has allowed yer wooly brain to cum un-knitted.
My brethern FDB's are neither gay, (tho they do dress odd) nor are they guys. They are GODS, and as such are permitted certain personal foibles. Consider yerself blessed as they have not (yet) deemed you worthy enuff to be sacraficed upon their pink fluffy altar.
Hang