They sure don't understand irony either.....
Anti-KFC Campaign extends to Mrs Sylvia Detriopollous
Wed Mar 24, 16:15 PM ET Add U.S. National - AP to My Yahoo!
Credit: Agency Press Staff Pool Writer
SLEEPY HOLLOW, Penn. - The animal-rights activists who plan to hand out "Buckets of Blood" to children outside KFC restaurants and nearby schools have extended their campaign and are going after Mrs Sylvia Detriopollous (28). Miss Petra Detriopollous (6), Mrs Detriopollous daughter, having been sent to school with a packed lunch containing several cold wings left over from a meal the night before.
Mr Stuart Detriopollous (31) spoke to reporters on his wifes behalf, who with their daughter is currently in hiding at his mothers house, Mrs Maria Detriopollous (58). Clearly upset he said "We never knew the upset this would cause. Noone ever told us that eating cold wings was cruel." He added "My wife is now in hiding at my mothers, there was blood smeared all over the family RV and she feared an attack by animal-rights activists".
State trooper Randolph S Bourgoyne (43), having examined the vehicle stated "Looks like the lady probably hit a deer to me, however you can't be too careful with these lunatics".
Andjar Vijn, exotic animal imports (Thailand) Inc (63), an expert on animal-rights commented "Our elephant training methods have been vindicated, those true barbarians the chicken pluckers have rightly fallen under the spotlight of just condemnation for their savage cruelty." "People like Mrs Detriopollous should be (deleted)."
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I posted this and they thought it was serious.
I think that it may have gone to afr but action is not out of line
LOL retards
Achttag
(Monsieur Tourette) When they ban me it will be an epic.
