Author Topic: What did the five fingers say to the face? (Read 581 times)

Pfunk · « **on:** March 25, 2004, 04:25:58 PM »

SLAP

Exercise guru Richard Simmons cited for assault
Thursday, March 25, 2004 Posted: 5:36 AM EST (1036 GMT)

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/25/simmons.cite.ap/index.html

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2004, 04:35:22 PM »

Wow, PWN3D.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2004, 04:37:07 PM »

OMG
"The victim, whose name was not immediately available, was described by police as a burly man known to compete in the spectator sport of cage fighting, otherwise known as mixed martial arts."

Steve · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2004, 04:52:16 PM »

If Richard Simmons slapped me in public I'd have to pummel him into fruit jelly or never show my face again.

LAWCobra · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2004, 05:00:46 PM »

LOL the little studmuffingottt would have needed a six man surgical team to remove my foot from his arse.

Dago · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2004, 05:17:44 PM »

Talk about your textbook "biatch-slapping".

dago

Octavius · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2004, 05:19:36 PM »

That 'victim' is a piece of **** for yelling like that. Score one for Simmons

midnight Target · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2004, 05:58:28 PM »

Wow! Richard is the ..er... man?

Dinger · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2004, 06:08:26 PM »

"Mr. policeman, mr. policeman! that bad man slapped me!"

irritant · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2004, 06:42:24 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Dinger
"Mr. policeman, mr. policeman! that bad man slapped me!"

Bad man?

Lizking · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2004, 07:12:13 PM »

Cha-Ching!

OIO · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2004, 07:53:04 PM »

thats horrible!

Can you imagine that guy's life? He should be suing for mental anguish.

He'll go home to his work, everyone will point and say : "HEY! thats the guy R. Simmons *****slapped!"

his kids will be forever marked as the sprouts of He Who Was *****slapped By Simmons.

The humanity of it!