you know I got to thinking about something one of the older guys at work told me a few years ago.   I liked it so much it made it to the hard-hat (in sticker form), only the best ones  make it there.  
it goes like this.
I'm a sensitive guy, I can sense that I'm offending you.
I'm just not caring, because while I can sense you're offended,
I just dont give a rats-prettythang