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Offline Octavius

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« on: March 31, 2004, 10:05:51 AM »
Ladies and gentlemen, I refuse to look any further.  The tour still has one day to go, but one day is negligable.  The previous all time record number of hours online in a given tour was held by UMAMA in Tour 48 (314:17:15)...  

Skatter has put on a jawdropping performance that will take much energy to beat...  He's held the previous couple tours in first place... this tour he has successfully defended his throne.  His legendary actions (or lack thereof in the real world) vault him into the PSA Hall of Fame.

Skatter's total time for Tour 50 is:

357 hours, 35 minutes, and 47 seconds..

Congratulations once again Skatter. :D
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Offline Vipermann

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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2004, 10:23:47 AM »
Simply amazing, almost half the entire month spent online.
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Offline Kubwak

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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2004, 10:34:48 AM »
mother o' gawd!

when i grow up, i wanna be like him!!!:)

S! skatter
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Offline bockko

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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2004, 10:42:29 AM »
Sheesh, that is 47% of the total hours of the month! After factoring for sleep, not much else goin on. Then again, it is better than TV.
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Offline Furball

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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2004, 11:03:52 AM »
:eek:

and thats just flying time... dont forget tower time etc.
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Offline HUN

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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2004, 11:16:52 AM »
2948 sorties --this man is addicted:eek: :rofl

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Offline SELECTOR

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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2004, 12:31:56 PM »
and i've never heard of him..:lol
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Offline Adogg

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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2004, 01:16:21 PM »
...he could have learned carpentry, been rejected 357 times by women, jerked-off 1,428 times (assuming 15 minutes start to finish + recoup.), gotten laid 1,428 times, (assuming Mrs. Pasty Skin was amenable) learned a new language, resolved the contradictions in the Grand Unified Theory, completed a University level Term complete with readings and final exams, helped old ladies across the street, watched the entire run of the first Star Trek series 7.1 times over, working for 10 bucks an hour he could have earned $3570, watched Saving Private Ryan 142 times, in 357 hours he could have... he could have... he could have...

...LIVED! :eek:

Let's petition HTC to save this poor soul by cutting him off. (and leave some bandwidth for the rest of us.):cool:

Imagine what you could do in 357 hours.
« Last Edit: March 31, 2004, 01:22:45 PM by Adogg »
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Offline Pfunk

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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2004, 01:33:43 PM »
Wow you would think that with all those hours logged he would at least be a decent pilot.
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Offline Sway

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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2004, 07:14:50 PM »
Wow, out of 2,948 sorties, he has died over half of them.  If I died that much I would quit from frustration, not to mention lack of life...

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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2004, 08:18:54 PM »
Octavius,

It's been 9 hours since you made this post this morning and his time is exactly the same!  I wonder if he just plays till he passes out.

This is truly the most amazing moment in PSA history.

I am dumbfounded.

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Offline Sway

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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2004, 09:50:35 PM »
lol!  sad...
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Offline Sixpence

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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2004, 03:10:25 AM »
Is he away and just in the tower? Or is that flight time?
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2004, 04:32:49 AM »
That is sortie time Sixpence, meaning flying, driving etc.

Freaking Amazing!
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Offline Shane

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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2004, 06:40:43 AM »
i hereby dub him....

lemming king!!!

1134 attack sorties, 146 hrs... =  7.7 mins per sortie....
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