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Offline Wolfala

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« on: April 04, 2004, 02:06:54 PM »
A link to a code of conduct at this place.....


http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/index.cfm?PID=1378  

Not only would I be gone within a few days, do they outlaw masturbation? Wasn't there something written in the bible about being fruitful and multiply? Sorta like singing hym's about wacking it -


"1 stroke at a time....sweet jesus......"


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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2004, 02:13:27 PM »
Your icon is enough to get you sent to the stocks for a day.

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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2004, 02:25:05 PM »
Wow.  Is that a university or a boarding school for 12 year olds?

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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2004, 02:32:36 PM »
This is one of those times (many many many times) where I wish I had a more money than I know what to do with, go there and raise hell, er so to speak. :)
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2004, 02:40:40 PM »
soulyss, ever seen that episode of the simpsons where homer goes back to college and stays with those nerds? he corrupts them and gets them into alcohol and eventually expelled?

That would be you. :D
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2004, 02:40:58 PM »
This place is amazing!!!

Dress code, with pictures!!!!  No shorts allowed!!! No sandals either, odd since Jesus prolly only ever worse sandals...

MEN:

http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/index.cfm?PID=1335

Pictures...

http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/DeanOfMen/index.cfm?PID=2925

WOMEN:

http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/index.cfm?PID=1336

Holy crap, there is a huge powerpoint presentation  about womesns dress code - with plastic manequinds posing the clothing...

http://www.liberty.edu/Media/1210/[1336]DOW_Dress_Code_PPP_-_2003-04.PPT

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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2004, 03:03:14 PM »
 No do rags or hats in church or convocation.  


Damn, :(

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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2004, 03:10:08 PM »
Its Jerry Falwells baby, used to be called LBC? (Liberty Baptist College)

and to think I missed my chance to run him over in '72 and took the shrubs instead...

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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2004, 03:10:51 PM »
perfect location for a streaking party:D

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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2004, 03:13:42 PM »
Liberty University...Patriot Act...what the hell is with naming something that is the exact opposite of the ideals suggested by the name?!!

BTW, Grun...I find it ironic that you raise an eyebrow at a place run by Jerry Falwell since it reperesents the exact kind of Amerikka that Bush and his religeous right/moral majority supporters would like to build.  Obviously, anyone who disagrees with Mr. Bush and Mr. Falwell lack a moral compass.

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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2004, 03:16:13 PM »
my moral compass always points towards boobies!
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2004, 03:29:36 PM »
i LOVE this place.

Only because I lost my virginity on the student lounge room floor of just such a place with almost the exact same rules.

:rofl

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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2004, 03:30:48 PM »
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Originally posted by crowMAW

BTW, Grun...I find it ironic that you raise an eyebrow at a place run by Jerry Falwell since it reperesents the exact kind of Amerikka that Bush and his religeous right/moral majority supporters would like to build.  Obviously, anyone who disagrees with Mr. Bush and Mr. Falwell lack a moral compass.


Uhhmm and I find your inability to undrestand that an individual like me, can hold a varey of contradicting political stances on a range of unrelated issues to be very stange and limited. Your view is too black and white - because I support the war on terror, oppose US haters, oppose what I percive to be counterproductive economic policies doesnt mean squat as to what I think or should think about other issues..

You should also consider that perhaps it is only you who has painted this idea into your head that the evil Bush conspiracy is trying to turn america in to something like this, I see no such thing, not even remotely. This school, as bizzare as it, is is a private institution and has the legal right to enforce any (constitutional/legal) conduct policies  it wishes and it's members accept. But its a private selective membership instituon, its not a public oraginaztion. No president or political leadership could even dream to enforce such ideas nationally...  

I know you must dislike Bush very much, but it would greatly help your credibility to cut down on the wishful fascist fantasizing and instead counter bush on m,ore sensible areas of disagrrement...

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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2004, 03:42:19 PM »
Somebody need to tell Wes Craven about this place.  I really think he'd be interested.

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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2004, 03:46:23 PM »
most of these rules I feel are reasonable (kind of a "if you don't like it don't go" thing).

but this one is way out of line -
 Participation in an unauthorized petition or demonstration

you actually have to check with the school administration before voicing an opinion.

it is a Christian college and I see nothing wrong with setting rules to try and adhere to those ideals.

but I've studied the Bible some and I don't think I ever saw where Jesus said you can't speak your mind without the deans aproval.