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Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2004, 03:49:50 PM »


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« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2004, 03:54:56 PM »
looks like no one there is paying there way through as a stripper...

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Immorality


from what ive read elswhere in the site that could include looking at a person of the opposite sex for more than 2 seconds...


anyone else notice the irony in the name "liberty university"

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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2004, 03:55:02 PM »
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my moral compass always points towards boobies!
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U are a true American :)


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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2004, 03:56:00 PM »
Mommy, is that what hell is like?
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« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2004, 04:14:27 PM »
And this place is called Liberty University? I guess it does depend on one's definition of liberty. :rolleyes:

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« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2004, 05:00:44 PM »
Thought this was gonna be a thread about your first threesome.

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« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2004, 05:25:48 PM »
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most of these rules I feel are reasonable (kind of a "if you don't like it don't go" thing).

but this one is way out of line -
 Participation in an unauthorized petition or demonstration



Actually this one is quite standard on college campuses today. Schools use it to control content of campus speech - ie they often dont give permits to non liberal non PC groups...

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« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2004, 05:29:43 PM »
Heh, you get reprimands and fines for abortion. :lol

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« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2004, 05:31:09 PM »
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Heh, you get reprimands and fines for abortion. :lol


whats the punishment for getting impreganted?

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« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2004, 05:31:55 PM »
More reprimands! :rofl

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« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2004, 05:51:04 PM »
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Help for Pornography Addiction......


How much you want to bet that the "4 week session" is a lot like the treatment in "A Clockwork Orange"

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« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2004, 06:08:04 PM »
I didn't think Jesus was such a tight ass.

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« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2004, 06:14:45 PM »
You guys do realize that no one is forced to go there right? In fact people actually pay money to go there. I don't imagine those rather prudish restrictions will hurt anyone. Unlike some of the antics that have killed many students at some less restrictive educational facilities. Freedom and liberty also mean you may go to a school with other disciplined and self-controlled people interested in focusing on education much like yourself.
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« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2004, 06:15:00 PM »
He wasn't.  His first miracle was to show up at a party and make more wine.

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« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2004, 06:18:46 PM »
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He wasn't.  His first miracle was to show up at a party and make more wine.


He never went to college either.
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