Author Topic: I'll kill myself now thank you.... (Read 1196 times)

Charon · « **Reply #30 on:** April 04, 2004, 06:21:06 PM »

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He wasn't. His first miracle was to show up at a party and make more wine.

He better not try any of that stuff at liberty:

30 Reprimands + $150 Fine
(regardless of previously paid fines) + 30 hours Disciplinary Community Service + possible Administrative Withdrawal and/or possible 100% Scholarship Reduction. NOTE: For each accumulation of six (6) or more reprimands after 30, an additional $150 fine will be assessed.

Charon

capt. apathy · « **Reply #31 on:** April 04, 2004, 07:53:23 PM »

he was also quite fond of speaking out against those who held themselves up as the authority of the day.

ya, I think they'd probably kick Jesus out of liberty college before he finished a semester.

IMO these types of Christian seem to miss the whole point of Christ, salvation, and the Bible.

the point (as I see it), is to read and understand the word of God, develope a close personal relationship with God/Christ, use the Bible and prayer as a guide to live your life in a way that honors the scarifice made in your name.

so when you read the Bible it helps you anderstand what you need to do in your life.

the people that miss the point seem to read through the Bible looking for things that they can use to tell others how to live their lives.

muckmaw · « **Reply #32 on:** April 04, 2004, 08:24:08 PM »

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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
whats the punishment for getting impreganted?

Children.

Wolfala · « **Reply #33 on:** April 04, 2004, 08:29:02 PM »

Apathy, you pretty much hit it right on the nose. Now - all we need to do is throw those guys without paintball rifle's in Tippman Castle at Skirmish USA and bunker them to death.

LAWCobra · « **Reply #34 on:** April 04, 2004, 09:27:51 PM »

quote:Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
whats the punishment for getting impreganted?

Children.

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SunTracker · « **Reply #35 on:** April 05, 2004, 12:08:15 AM »

I dont know. Some girls wear little more than bikinis when going to class at my school. Analogous to trying to learn math with a P-51 simulator sitting next to you.

Wolfala · « **Reply #36 on:** April 05, 2004, 12:55:07 AM »

Get it right son...its the P-38 that has breasts. Yr the 51 because you only have 1 spinner.....

TheDudeDVant · « **Reply #37 on:** April 05, 2004, 01:16:15 PM »

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Originally posted by Wolfala
Get it right son...its the P-38 that has breasts. Yr the 51 because you only have 1 spinner.....

lol Wolfala.. the P38 is Jesus's gift to air-combat!!!

dude

muckmaw · « **Reply #38 on:** April 05, 2004, 01:36:19 PM »

BLASPHEME!!!

Everyone knows Christ Flies the Hellcat!

TheDudeDVant · « **Reply #39 on:** April 05, 2004, 01:47:08 PM »

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Originally posted by muckmaw
BLASPHEME!!!

Everyone knows Christ Flies the Hellcat!

Ha! He died for our sins in a hellcat.. he was ressurected in a p38 though.. He wanted to live and all..

dude

Nod · « **Reply #40 on:** April 05, 2004, 02:59:24 PM »

About men:
In pornography, men are apparently here to have sex with as many women as possible. Marriage is either a hindrance to their purpose, or irrelevant because fidelity is abnormal and possibly unnatural. In pornography, men certainly don't value women for their minds, since they don't appear to have discovered that women have such a thing.

lol got this from the pornography addiction page.......

they have a problem with this.............queers

Stoned Gecko · « **Reply #41 on:** April 05, 2004, 03:46:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Nod
About men:
In pornography, men are apparently here to have sex with as many women as possible.

So what's different outside or pornography?

vorticon · « **Reply #42 on:** April 05, 2004, 04:23:56 PM »

i just noticed that they dont have any rules about gay sex

Stoned Gecko · « **Reply #43 on:** April 05, 2004, 05:25:23 PM »

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Originally posted by vorticon
i just noticed that they dont have any rules about gay sex

They can't. If they do, they'll lose most of their religious faculty.

majic · « **Reply #44 on:** April 05, 2004, 06:59:29 PM »

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Originally posted by AKIron
You guys do realize that no one is forced to go there right? In fact people actually pay money to go there. I don't imagine those rather prudish restrictions will hurt anyone. Unlike some of the antics that have killed many students at some less restrictive educational facilities. Freedom and liberty also mean you may go to a school with other disciplined and self-controlled people interested in focusing on education much like yourself.

Well said.