I've been studying the boards for the last few weeks and it seems that you need to put out a broad generalized statement with just enough specifics to stir the pot. A definite key is to draw in a guy name beetle and the 13th TAS. If you can hook Steve onto a your post with one of his "suxs" series, sprinkle in a little SOB, Lazs2 and some films posted by Shane and you've got a real winner on your hands.
Example whine: "Bishops are ‘tool shed’ battlers that wouldn't know ACM in their girly LaLa7 and spit5s if it hit them square on their jaw"
The spit5 part may elicit a response from Leviathn and generate a thread within a thread discussion about the level of "suckage" and some guy named Drex.