Author Topic: Are you a RETROSEXUAL? (Read 1120 times)

rpm · « **Reply #15 on:** April 06, 2004, 04:45:33 PM »

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Originally posted by Hawklore
I had to stop at killing the read meat it'self, I don't do that, and well if my date offers to pay she can pay!

Hmm, signs of too much Estrogen in your upbringing Hawklore.
A) A man ALWAYS pays for the date, unless his employment is Gigolo, in which case it is perfectly acceptable.
B)At some point in time a man must hunt, kill and eat his prey. This usually occurs prior to puberty. Later exposure to this ritual tends to have dimminished, but often acceptable results.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 06, 2004, 05:24:46 PM »

Awsome,
The only thing I need to work on is the killing my own meat, but thats coming this fall.

SmokinSS · « **Reply #17 on:** April 06, 2004, 05:27:41 PM »

Reschke I would like to apply for the VP position of this club.

IN

hawker238 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 06, 2004, 05:42:04 PM »

If you're on a date and your date orders red meat, do you have to go kill it?

senna · « **Reply #19 on:** April 06, 2004, 06:20:44 PM »

Not very many good options. Sorry the whole RETROSEXUAL thing is not for me. To each their own.

Manedew · « **Reply #20 on:** April 06, 2004, 08:38:41 PM »

shoot your TV

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 06, 2004, 11:20:42 PM »

bigsky
just read the glorification of the American Male, lol good stuff!

This guys page looks fun!

A blog that is NOT for wimps

Nash · « **Reply #22 on:** April 06, 2004, 11:38:40 PM »

Retroman achieves date!

Octavius · « **Reply #23 on:** April 06, 2004, 11:51:46 PM »

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Originally posted by moose
has anyone heard of 'metrosexual'?

i just visited LA this past weekend. evidently the new rage is straight guys trying to look like girls

Didn't that already happen with a few 80s hair bands? Poison?

Nash - she's not pointing, she's actually enjoying and performing the famous Fat Bastard nipple tweak

Sandman · « **Reply #24 on:** April 07, 2004, 12:03:31 AM »

I am not a retrosexual. I'm a lumberjack... and I'm okay.

Nash · « **Reply #25 on:** April 07, 2004, 12:16:31 AM »

I know how to put a tie on (mmpphh) so I guess that rules me out.

Don't know if it was intended, but I laffed HARD reading your post lazs. I see guys with the perma-knot from time to time. It's always kind of greasy looking, and the knot has worked itself into the size of a gnat. Mostly at funerals and weddings.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #26 on:** April 07, 2004, 12:57:37 AM »

Ties suck.

I can tie a tie, but I hate them, truely hate them. They have no use but to make the person forced to wear it unconfortable.

Nash · « **Reply #27 on:** April 07, 2004, 01:04:40 AM »

No question... Ties are... heinous.

But if ya gotta wear one... tie it yourself and tie it on the day of its use, for heaven's sake.

Sandman · « **Reply #28 on:** April 07, 2004, 01:06:53 AM »

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Originally posted by GtoRA2
Ties suck.

I can tie a tie, but I hate them, truely hate them. They have no use but to make the person forced to wear it unconfortable.

If it's uncomfortable, you're doing it wrong.

Nilsen · « **Reply #29 on:** April 07, 2004, 02:56:06 AM »

hated ties when i was younger but ive kida gotten used to them by now so they are ok..

Sandman has a good point and so does Nash