mmm. I know I wanna go... but I don't know where.

It isn't really summer yet so the club resorts haven't really warmed up in the mediteranian and it isn't really winter so snow is probably off too... I start leave on Friday, this is 2 weeks off that I am determined not to waste on staying at home.
Bear in mind that I am:
1. Young... well I feel young, although I suppose if you round my age off to the nearest 5 I'm actually 30. Scarey thought.
2. Not poor, but not exactly made of money.
3. Looking for some partying and copious amounts of beautiful women.
4. In the UK.
5. Restricted on travelling to some countries because I am in the armed forces.
6. Going on my own.
Where should I head to?
Failing any ideas I'm going to hit the travel agents on Saturday morning with a few hundred pounds and tell them to get me as far away from the UK as possible.

Gatso