Thread for tonights drunks!

[xrtoronto]

Originally posted by Nilsen
browser issue perhaps?

you might be on to something there Nilsen....I use Opera, you don't use IE either?

hmmm?

[Nilsen]

Originally posted by xrtoronto
you might be on to something there Nilsen....I use Opera, you don't use IE either?

hmmm?

i use Mozilla Firefox (should use opera since im norwegian but i dont)

[XtrmeJ]

Originally posted by Nilsen
i use Mozilla Firefox (should use opera since im norwegian but i dont)

I too use mozilla. And I see the Nazi woman doing the Nazi salute. Disturbing..

[Nilsen]

maybe we can conclude then that its a IE linking problem with that site.

(am i a bad boy if i balme bill gates )

[AWMac]

Late at night there's a pounding on the door, 2:am.  The husband goes downstairs and opens the door only to see a really drunk man before him. "Can I help you?" sez the Husband.... "Yeah I need a push..." sez the drunk...   The husband slams the door and goes back upstairs to bed. The wife asks him what had happened and the husband sez it was a drunk wanting a push.
  The wife brings back to him memories whe he had a problem with achohol, those that helped him,  and tells him to please at least go and at least give the guy a push.
  Relentently the Husband goes back downstairs and out the front door. "Hey, Where'd ya go? I changed my mind... I'll give ya a push!"

  The drunk relies... "Thanks... I'm over here on the swing...."

[AWMac]

Young Father Michael, a new young Priest to the Church, is cleaning up between the pews. When a Drunk comes in, crawling on his knees and makes it into the Confessional.
  Young Father Micheal is estatic, his first attempt at saving a soul, being proud he takes his place next to the drunk in the confessional....

  Father Micheal:  "How are you doing Brother?"
  Drunk: "Immmm ahh doing okay..."
  Father Micheal: "Are you sure you are okay?"
  Drunk: "Yeah, I'm okay...wait a minute...."
 
  Father Michael estatically sez " Yes my Son, What can I do for you?"

  The Drunk asks:  "Do you have any toilet paper in that stall?"

[Nilsen]

Ill talk to the bartender and make sure the alcohol keeps flowing. Im going out myself for an hour or more an join you later

[AWMac]

ewwww who cut the cheese?  

[storch]

The associate pastor of a large presbyterian congregation was to deliver his first ever sermon and he was very nervous.  The senior pastor noticing the young man's obvious ill ease offered the following advice.  

"Son, when I was in your place many years ago I found that if I had a vodka martini mixed in the water pitcher by the podium it eased my nervousness.  I would take an occasional sip and all would be well.  The vodka will not leave an alcohol smell on your breath".  

The young pastor delivers his sermon and afterward inquired of the older pastor what his opinion of the service was.  

The older pastor responded "It was fine but let me make a couple of suggestions, First you shouldn't spit the olive pits at the congregation and second David SLEW Goliath he didn't beat the f@&* out of him"