Author Topic: Thread for tonights drunks! (Read 1091 times)

Nilsen · « **on:** June 26, 2004, 03:16:53 PM »

All you drunks out there today, lets use this thread for todays ramblings

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2004, 04:29:06 PM »

Two drunks are walking along and one drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful sight... look at that moon."

The other drunk stops and laughs at his drunk friend, "That's not the moon, that's the sun."

They started arguing for a while when they came upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him.

"Hey, could you help us out? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"

The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."

hawker238 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2004, 04:29:23 PM »

Drunk at 5:30???

Oh, right, the earth is round.

Nilsen · « **Reply #3 on:** June 26, 2004, 04:36:19 PM »

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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Two drunks are walking along and one drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful sight... look at that moon."

The other drunk stops and laughs at his drunk friend, "That's not the moon, that's the sun."

They started arguing for a while when they came upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him.

"Hey, could you help us out? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"

The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."

They are both right. Its the sun reflected in the moon.

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #4 on:** June 26, 2004, 04:48:35 PM »

What you can tell about men by what they drink.

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Good Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a sh** about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: Piss off, all you bananas, I'm gonna go shag something.

White Zin: He's ghey.

Nilsen · « **Reply #5 on:** June 26, 2004, 05:15:28 PM »

and rum?

xrtoronto · « **Reply #6 on:** June 26, 2004, 05:16:18 PM »

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Originally posted by hawker238
Drunk at 5:30???

Oh, right, the earth is round.

since when?

xrtoronto · « **Reply #7 on:** June 26, 2004, 05:18:37 PM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen
and rum?

he'd have one leg and a pirate hat....and want to get laid.

Nilsen · « **Reply #8 on:** June 26, 2004, 05:20:03 PM »

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Originally posted by xrtoronto
he'd have one leg and a pirate hat....and want to get laid.

hehe 0/3....ehh id like to get layed but that is not gonna happen. maybe a variant of it but thats not up to me

Furball · « **Reply #9 on:** June 26, 2004, 05:20:05 PM »

dont forget the parrot

Nilsen · « **Reply #10 on:** June 26, 2004, 05:21:22 PM »

for some reason i feel the urge to get my "hat" avatar back

Furball · « **Reply #11 on:** June 26, 2004, 05:22:50 PM »

LOL look what i just found.

http://arrrr.com/

and a cool avatard for you nilsen

Nilsen · « **Reply #12 on:** June 26, 2004, 05:23:51 PM »

you trying to say something Furball?

Furball · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2004, 05:24:30 PM »

you are a rum drinking hat wearing pirate?

Nilsen · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2004, 05:27:45 PM »

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Originally posted by Furball
you are a rum drinking hat wearing pirate?

And the nazi picture has anything to do with that?