Author Topic: Amusing story about my youngest son (Read 553 times)

Curval · « **on:** April 07, 2004, 08:40:14 AM »

I'm not sure why, but my youngest son prefers to be naked. He also refers to his noodle as his "Mickey" (no idea where he got that) and will run around the house holding it and yelling "Mickey, Mickey".

Well two days ago I had a client and his daughter over for a drink. I watched my son closely so that at the first sign of any clothes removal I could grab him and make sure he didn't embarass us.

Anyway, all goes well right up until the client was leaving. I was distracted and didn't notice he had his shirt off until the last second. I tried to grab him up but he playfully ran away. I wasn't about to start a chasing game so I let him go. He returns 30 seconds later just as we open the front door to leave.

He runs down the hallway buck naked grasping his member yelling "Mickey Mickey".

The client was very understanding and laughed it off.

Then, on the car ride back to the hotel the client's daughter invites our entire family to their home in Toronto. She has two young daughters very close in age to my kids. She said "The kids would get along really well."

The girls father then pipes up, "Sam better learn to keep his pants on before I let him any where near my grandaughters."

Maniac · « **Reply #1 on:** April 07, 2004, 08:45:13 AM »

gofaster · « **Reply #2 on:** April 07, 2004, 08:53:29 AM »

LOL! That's pretty funny. He's what, 3 years old?

:edit - just noticed you updated your avatar!

Swoop · « **Reply #3 on:** April 07, 2004, 09:10:51 AM »

[dangermouse voice]Gooooood grief[/dangermouse voice]

midnight Target · « **Reply #4 on:** April 07, 2004, 09:15:43 AM »

Nothing better than dredging up those stories when he's a teenager and brings home a girl.

Wlfgng · « **Reply #5 on:** April 07, 2004, 09:34:06 AM »

wha?? no video?

talk about blackmail material

Tarmac · « **Reply #6 on:** April 07, 2004, 12:31:11 PM »

It's nekkid time!

rpm · « **Reply #7 on:** April 07, 2004, 01:09:32 PM »

Just be glad he's not yelling "Minnie".

LAWCobra · « **Reply #8 on:** April 07, 2004, 01:13:15 PM »

I did that at a party in High school.
Funny they did not think I was cute:(

Octavius · « **Reply #9 on:** April 07, 2004, 01:30:56 PM »

Dana Carvey would get a kick outta that

AKIron · « **Reply #10 on:** April 07, 2004, 06:13:29 PM »

eskimo2 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 07, 2004, 06:53:50 PM »

Curval,

Your youngest is 14, right?

eskimo

Curval · « **Reply #12 on:** April 07, 2004, 07:09:52 PM »

14? lol No, Gofaster was spot on...he's just turned 3.

Sixpence · « **Reply #13 on:** April 07, 2004, 07:43:38 PM »

I still do that, but I kinda sing it "oh mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey mickey!, hey mickey!"

Coolridr · « **Reply #14 on:** April 07, 2004, 08:02:37 PM »

at least thats all he does....our 3 year old not only gets naked all the time but if he forgets to tell us he need to go potty and has an accident...he paints his walls with poop. I've scrubbed more ***** off the wall at home than I ever did out of the head on my first ship my first year in the Navy (as you can see..thats alot)