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Offline Nilsen

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« on: April 10, 2004, 03:45:45 PM »
LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
is it modded?

  Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

AFK, tornado

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

  i beat the internet
the end guy is hard

 <@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"

can you guys see what I type?
no, raize
How do I set it up so you can see it?

  do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
who?
center for disease control
i said WHO
what? i'm asking you
World Health Organization

what the **** is wtf
 *** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax
argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable

  i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

mp> i am convinced i am a woman
mp: Why's that?
cuz i went to bed bath and beyond for a shower curtain and left with $700 worth of ****
and i had to go back because i realized after i checked out that i forgot to buy a ****ing shower curtain

hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
" "
i dont get it

I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?
django: you're right, that is pretty stupid

omg i love this song
Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
blazemore: yeah, that's a bad bellybutton song

somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
why don't you put ice on the stairs
and heat up the door knob
and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....

Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2004, 03:48:51 PM »
::: .enter@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190)
~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY
::: .signoff@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190); ...
::: .signoff@6.53p> BlueBold (me@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> ic3d (ic3d@64-59-140-156.ivideon.com); Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> CoolJeff4 (LoKv70@anolas01-p88.mts.net); Leaving

  I was either going to die now
or get 80% third degree burns atleast
someone had the gas nob opened
I went into kitchen
switched a bulb
and wham
kitchen was filled with one big bellybutton fire ball
woah dude
damn
jesus
If you just blow up your kitchen, and then proceed to get on IRC and tell people about it, you might be a junkie.

what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
with frosting and everything
i need to get revenge in the worst way
cinnamon rolls arent really revenge

tetris is so unrealistic
  I think I'm losing it...
evenpar123: Losing what?
my ability to tell the difference between games and reality
Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw a building that had sunlight reflecting off it...
And I thought "Damn....these are some nice graphics..."
It was horrible...
ugh

reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers.
telling the same lines over and over and over again.
anything witty is only witty once
hey
that would be a good bumper sticker

 <@Dark_un> is there an actual term for banks lending out money?
<@bytraper> loan
<@Dark_un> i was thinking of the process
<@incorrect> scam

<`rip> when you go into a job interview
<`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are
<`rip> what do you say
you tell them that youre indecisive
and then stop talking

 [guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ

Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2004, 03:52:28 PM »
last one:

*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason)
civicsi is jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net * Jason Preston
civicsi on #cars
civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle
civicsi End of /WHOIS list.
*** civicsi (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cars
uhhh
HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME?
we are l33t
haha he hacked you
shutup jason
how did you do that?
you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line.
Mr Preston
I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts
and I WILL forward them to the DOJ

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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2004, 03:54:37 PM »
Quote


Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P


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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2004, 04:40:03 PM »
:D

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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2004, 04:45:18 PM »
something tells me some AH users were online during that ALT F4 bit :)
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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2004, 04:46:53 PM »
Oh geez, is it time for the bloodninja chronicals again already?  My, how time flies....

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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2004, 05:37:50 PM »
yeah...feels like friday was yesterday again *sigh*

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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2004, 05:42:50 PM »
ROFLMBO!  OMG!  My stomach is aching!

What makes it even funnier,..I have seen some of those same conversations in the O'Club!
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2004, 05:53:27 PM »
yeah...the usual suspects are everywere...the world is not as small as many may belive :cool:

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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2004, 06:54:26 PM »