Author Topic: Big Bug (Read 1369 times)

medicboy · « **on:** April 11, 2004, 10:17:28 PM »

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bigbug.html

What the he!!???????????

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #1 on:** April 11, 2004, 10:19:10 PM »

Looks like two big spiders.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 11, 2004, 10:20:09 PM »

Thats enough for me. Our only solution for Iraq now is to nuke the whole place.

It is the only way to be sure those mutant spiders do not take over the world.

Golfer · « **Reply #3 on:** April 11, 2004, 10:47:36 PM »

oh my freaking god...Pull out guys out right now and let loose with all the non conventional weapons we have. I am the worlds biggest arachniphobic (sp?) and i will now have nightmares for a long time. God bless our troops for all the unforseen horrors i could have never imagined.

VOR · « **Reply #4 on:** April 11, 2004, 10:49:28 PM »

Camel spiders! Hate em LOL.

Mostly harmless, but put on a great show if you throw them in a box with a scorpion.

majic · « **Reply #5 on:** April 11, 2004, 10:54:31 PM »

A little info, if you wish.

VOR · « **Reply #6 on:** April 11, 2004, 10:56:47 PM »

Be sure to read down the page about the urban legend part. They're not as bad as they look. But man, do they look bad!

stiehl · « **Reply #7 on:** April 11, 2004, 11:28:55 PM »

Yeah, my bro has stories about those.
Build a "ring of fire", toss in a skorpion and a camel spider, take your bets.

DJ111 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 11, 2004, 11:30:30 PM »

Looks like one of those face grabbing aliens from the Alien movies...

Golfer · « **Reply #9 on:** April 11, 2004, 11:53:53 PM »

Wonder if Voss/MetaVoss/GpuddyVoss has any stories these little (big) guys that put shivers down my spine.

Ugh...think happy thoughts...boobies...airplane s...boobies...ahhh better.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #10 on:** April 11, 2004, 11:58:39 PM »

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Originally posted by Golfer
God bless our troops for all the unforseen horrors i could have never imagined.

You have no idea what eight legged horrors await you...

Time: 1500
Place: MCB Quantico, VA
The exchange:

"Saur, you make yourself a comfy little bed there instead of providing security?"

"No sir?"

"Saur, the enemy knows where we are now because you moved all the leaves out from underneath you."

"I saw a tick, sir."

Second time I saw an officer above O-3 try, unsuccessfully, not to laugh.

deknuf · « **Reply #11 on:** April 12, 2004, 12:02:48 AM »

yikes

bigsky · « **Reply #12 on:** April 12, 2004, 01:31:08 AM »

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Originally posted by Golfer
Wonder if Voss/MetaVoss/GpuddyVoss has any stories these little (big) guys that put shivers down my spine.

Ugh...think happy thoughts...boobies...airplane s...boobies...ahhh better.

well i have one. back when i was in the army my battalion was sent to relieve the 11th ACR from border patrol so they could go to graf to do their gunnery. not the whole infantry battalion but one company plus support. support was cooks, medics and of course the scout platoon, which i was in. when i was on react there was this grunt sgt. who was in the 101 when he was in the sinai peacekeep operation there. he told me one of those things got into some guys fartsack at night. there is an anithestic to there venom. the guy woke up to find a bigass spider in his fartsack and a orange sized chunk missing out of his leg. i guess hes lucky it didnt eat his boys.

_Schadenfreude_ · « **Reply #13 on:** April 12, 2004, 02:55:10 AM »

got stung by a scorpion once - hurt like bejsus, however there was a cure!!! Place stung toe into boiling water!!! oh great!

-tronski- · « **Reply #14 on:** April 12, 2004, 02:57:27 AM »

ugh....gee lucky i'm majorly arachnophobic

Tronsky