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Offline Maverick

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« on: April 13, 2004, 05:23:18 PM »
JAMMED ZIPPER

A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her
swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the
back of her skirt. Needless to say this was embarrassing to
both of them since their relationship had been purely
platonic up to that point anyway. They decided to walk
together in this lock-step back to the clubhouse where
certainly a pair of needle-nosed pliers would fix the
problem.

Just as they turned the corner to the clubhouse a German
Shepherd ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.
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Offline Nash

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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2004, 05:25:21 PM »
:eek:

Offline BlckMgk

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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2004, 08:35:53 PM »
But next time.. ask him to pass the salt.