"aiii knooww, hooww to counnt.. alll the wayy to Schfifty fiive!!
gilfriends age! schfifty five! my iq, shifty five! you must pay - 5 plus 5, shfifty!"
"dont touch" that is pretty funny. love the "Been around the world, from Chicago to Yew Nork" bit

"Trickshoth" is also good.
"the ladies dont want to talk to you anymore, your mother forgot your nayme, your not very good at this baseball... but we are gonna tell you how to put it in the basket everrry timee..... LITTLE BIT LEFT, TWIST, SHOOT! LITTLE BIT LEFT, TWIST, SHOOT!"