... maybe if we just all become radical extremist Muslims - it won't be so bad. Sure we'd have to give up booze, tobacco, sleepin around and such. And if any of the clerics even think we have a look of rebellion in our eyes we'll get maimed and/or executed.
But at least there'd be no more reality TV. Unless, of course, you count the football stadium execution channel.
Women won't like any of the "benefits."