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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: April 19, 2004, 07:46:02 AM »
OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.
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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2004, 07:50:45 AM »
Kerry is hitler!!!
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2004, 08:01:53 AM »
closer to stalin or... somebodys mom.

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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2004, 08:30:27 AM »
BTW, you forgot to mention shut down the central artery for 4 days.
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2004, 08:32:55 AM »
I specifically remember seeing a workshop on the itinerary:  How to blame bush for just about anything.

Maybe they figured out that doesnt quite work anymore
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2004, 08:44:04 AM »
I hear bob woodard is the guest of honor and will have a book signing..   He has been hired by CNN to give unbiased coverage of both conventions.

bad news for democrats is that women don't vote as readily for ugly men.   He will have to appear "sensitive" to get their vote.   Might even have to resort to a few tears in some speeches.   If he loses the women and the gay vote all he will have left is the unions and blacks.

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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2004, 08:46:18 AM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
If he loses the women and the gay vote all he will have left is the unions and blacks.

lazs
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2004, 01:18:31 PM »
Only 2 flag burnings?  Man, the democrats are slacking...
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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2004, 08:02:13 AM »
Punt for Silat ;)
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2004, 08:08:09 AM »
It's not as funny* as Si's post, but you get points for making it up yourself, unlike that slut Silat who cut-and-pasted.

*Because it's too close to the truth!
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2004, 08:11:41 AM »
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
It's not as funny* as Si's post, but you get points for making it up yourself, unlike that slut Silat who cut-and-pasted.

*Because it's too close to the truth!


Nah, this was an old cut and paste.
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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2004, 08:13:09 AM »
:eek:
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2004, 08:14:54 AM »
* LEST WE FORGET -- HONORARY ROLL CALL of All Members of (and Friends
of) Bush Administration Who Might Very Well Have Been Killed In Vietnam
If It Hadn't Been For Nasty Trick Knees, Anal Cysts, Recurrent
Headaches, and Highly-Placed, Overly-Protective Parents. (Sponsored by
Tyson Chicken)


lol, sponsored by tyson chicken

Ok, where is the Nader spoof?
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2004, 08:16:40 AM »
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Originally posted by Sixpence
* LEST WE FORGET -- HONORARY ROLL CALL of All Members of (and Friends
of) Bush Administration Who Might Very Well Have Been Killed In Vietnam
If It Hadn't Been For Nasty Trick Knees, Anal Cysts, Recurrent
Headaches, and Highly-Placed, Overly-Protective Parents. (Sponsored by
Tyson Chicken)


lol, sponsored by tyson chicken

Ok, where is the Nader spoof?


oops, getting threads crossed, Bush made me do it!
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2004, 11:32:42 AM »
Don't forget the BOOING of the Boy Scouts when they present the Colors.
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