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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: April 19, 2004, 01:55:46 PM »
Funny how these guys think they're above the law...

Patriots' Law arrested in Miami Beach[/size]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/football/nfl/04/19/bc.fbn.tylaw.arrest.ap/?cnn=yes
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Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2004, 02:02:17 PM »
What a retard.  I'm sure if he'd been able to run away, the cops wouldn't have been able to figure out who had been driving a 2004 Rolls.
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Offline Staga

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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2004, 02:09:46 PM »
Some guys really think they're above others.
One was Finnish baseball player who said to my friend  "You can't hit me; I play baseball in "Oulun Lippo" when we were partying in restaurant.
Friend said "yeah and I play icehockey" and KO'd that guy :D
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2004, 02:09:54 PM »
Funny he didn't get more charges, like all those people on Cops that run away. Evasion and resisting arrest are two more charges he deserves.
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2004, 02:11:51 PM »
"hey, a man's gotta eat"
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2004, 02:32:32 PM »
That'll teach the New England Pats' guys to stay out of Dolphin territory!  :p
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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2004, 02:38:14 PM »
LMFAO MOOSE!  You couldn't have timed that better...
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2004, 03:49:44 PM »
Best cop/athlete story EVAR:

Eddie Belfour, then between the pipes for Dallas is stopped by a patrolman after a night of heavy drinking.

Fearing an arrest for DUI, Eddie utters the following statement to the officer:

"If you let me go... Ill give you like... a billion dollars..."

Sportscenter used the material for a month.
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2004, 04:28:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Staga
Some guys really think they're above others.
One was Finnish baseball player who said to my friend  "You can't hit me; I play baseball in "Oulun Lippo" when we were partying in restaurant.
Friend said "yeah and I play icehockey" and KO'd that guy :D


:rofl .... gotta love hockey players !!!
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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2004, 06:10:56 PM »
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"If you let me go... Ill give you like... a billion dollars..."


I would have drove him home and let him go for being the funniest sob I ever met. I just picture him saying that all slurred, too funny.

BTW, we just gave up a second round pick for corey dillon? 29 years old, i'm not too sure on that one, time will tell.
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Re: "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete!"
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2004, 06:27:27 PM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Funny how these guys think they're above the law...

Patriots' Law arrested in Miami Beach[/size]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/football/nfl/04/19/bc.fbn.tylaw.arrest.ap/?cnn=yes


They make millions of dollars, they are above the law. Do i really need to state examples.
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« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2004, 06:35:55 PM »
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Funny how these guys think they're above the law...


Shabby beat me too it rip...  It would be funny they thought that, if it were not true.

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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2004, 06:51:59 PM »
If the glove dont fit, you must acquit.
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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2004, 06:59:08 PM »
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They make millions of dollars, they are above the law. Do i really need to state examples.


Only because of poor judges, bad juries, and money hunry lawyers.
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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2004, 07:02:02 PM »
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Only because of poor judges, bad juries, and money hunry lawyers.


No, it's poor juries, bad lawyers, and money hungry judges.
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