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Offline VOR

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« on: April 20, 2004, 08:36:37 AM »
Totally tasteless, offensive, tacky and funny. It should fit right in.


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Offline ravells

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« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2004, 08:54:06 AM »
Oh crumbs that was funny, the 'ark of the covenant' bit was inspired.

Good one, VOR.

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Offline CyranoAH

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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2004, 09:37:33 AM »
ROFL! :rofl :rofl :rofl

Offline Mark Luper

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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2004, 01:42:15 PM »
Things that make you go Hmmmmm...

I wonder what's funny about it... Hmmmm....
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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2004, 01:45:56 PM »
heheh, that kid's head exploded Indiana Jones style :D
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Offline Duedel

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« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2004, 01:54:59 PM »
:D

Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2004, 02:02:26 PM »
:rofl

Offline muckmaw

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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2004, 02:06:35 PM »
Believe it or not, they once tried to Market a Jesus doll.

It came in a box that was designed to look like a bible.

I don't recall which company was going to market it, but they decided kids playing with Jesus in the dirt may not be such a good idea.

At any rate, it was one of the biggest toy flops in history.

Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2004, 02:25:14 PM »
....must have been extremly boooooring to play with too

Offline mosgood

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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2004, 02:29:18 PM »
that was pretty funny!!


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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2004, 02:35:56 PM »
My kid has one...  It healed all his broken toys.
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« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2004, 02:38:55 PM »
It even has a kung fu grip...too funny.



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« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2004, 08:05:02 PM »
LOL, it's worth it just for the ark at the end. :D
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