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Offline Thud

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« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2004, 05:15:20 PM »
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I dont have a dog in this fight, but note that Arafat himself is Egyptian by birth, how is he Palestinian?


Large portions of the Israeli population are either from Russia or Ethiopia. How are they Israelis?

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« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2004, 05:23:19 PM »
They're Jewish and if you're Jewish you can become an Israeli.

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« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2004, 05:29:34 PM »
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They're Jewish and if you're Jewish you can become an Israeli.


According to Israeli legislation, yes. Does give food for thought though, since it is apparently not allowed to aspire becoming a Palestinian citizen being an Egyptian while the 'being Jewish' argument is found legitimate.

Strange..

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« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2004, 07:27:21 PM »
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Do you have a GA license?


In order to fly for CAP, you need a minimum of 200 hours as PIC.

We fly with a crew of 3. Pilot, Observer and Scanner.

I do not have my GA license yet. Working on it.

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« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2004, 07:46:54 PM »
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im a written test away from my GA private..

I beleive you have to have atleast 2 guys onboard doing CAP..and one of them does not need to be a GA  Licesend guy..

im just waitn for the OK to duct tape my Mini 14 on to both wings of the c152...:D


how you gonna get out on the wing to pull the trigger?

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« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2004, 08:10:55 PM »
Sounds pretty cool muck.

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« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2004, 08:22:13 PM »
Served my country already for 4 years. Unlike alot on this board who never will but will gripe about there freedoms all the same.
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« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2004, 10:59:20 PM »
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According to Israeli legislation, yes. Does give food for thought though, since it is apparently not allowed to aspire becoming a Palestinian citizen being an Egyptian while the 'being Jewish' argument is found legitimate.

Strange..


Like I said, I not taking sides as I'm no fan of the Israeli's either, but there is only one Jewish state, while there are many Muslim states, like the one Arafat moved away from to become a "Palestinian".

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« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2004, 01:44:29 AM »
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No way, they killed Jesus.
I thought that was the Italian army?
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« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2004, 01:49:54 AM »
What's it pay? Are there co-ed barracks?

Oh ... would I have to get circumcised?

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« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2004, 02:51:47 AM »
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Oh ... would I have to get circumcised?

ofcourse you have to.
and every evening, when the officers check that you weapons are cleaned and oiled and the ammunition is ready, you also have to pull out your d!
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« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2004, 02:59:21 AM »
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What's it pay? Are there co-ed barracks?

Oh ... would I have to get circumcised?


1. You have to pay them.

2. No - though Israeli female soldiers can be very hot if you like the whole teenage babe with a gun thing.

3. No on the final cut, they'll take anyone.

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« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2004, 03:06:24 AM »
Hot? Can I charge it?

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« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2004, 03:07:56 AM »
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2. No - though Israeli female soldiers can be very hot if you like the whole teenage babe with a gun thing.


Mmmmmmm if only I wasn't old flabby and married.

Hot chicks in uniform and *******s suicide bombers to shoot. Only problem is with a bit of a tan I look like a *******...

Edit: hey cloth-head is a bad word now?
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« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2004, 03:17:17 AM »
Geesh Arlo I don't know, phone them and see if they take Visa, as for the Israeli girls 60 secs on google came up with this....

http://www.axelraben.com/sahihi/widf/