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Offline majic

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« on: April 21, 2004, 10:08:23 AM »
Thought this was too funny not to share.

From the Onion:




"Cheney Wows Sept. 11 Commission By Drinking Glass Of Water While Bush Speaks"

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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2004, 10:26:14 AM »
He is quite the ventriloquist. The choking on a pretzel routine really cracks me up.
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2004, 10:26:22 AM »
He can walk he can talk and he can fly, do anything he tries but....

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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2004, 12:23:06 PM »
Well everybody knows that Cheney speaks out his a**.

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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2004, 01:02:34 PM »
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Well everybody knows that Cheney speaks out his a**.



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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2004, 01:18:05 PM »
This is that "lefty circle jerk" thing again, right Funky?

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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2004, 02:50:24 PM »
Is this the kind of 'humor' they have on Air America ?  If so, I don't see a threat.

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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2004, 03:00:56 PM »
What a bunch of choads:rolleyes:
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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2004, 03:38:43 PM »
Oh for craps sake.  I'm pretty far to the right.  It was simply amusing.  No photshop crap just a funny take on a picture.  Yikes.


Edit:

I will admit I don't like Cheney, we need a different VP.  How bout Rice?

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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2004, 05:27:30 PM »
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Originally posted by majic
Oh for craps sake.  I'm pretty far to the right.  It was simply amusing.  No photshop crap just a funny take on a picture.  Yikes.

 


Lol, they better not watch SNL, they dis every pres. They had some pretty funny spoofs on Clinton. And who can forget Dana Carvey doing Bush Sr? I remember a quote from Bush Sr., "he does a better me than I do"(something to that effect). But the best had to be the Gerald Ford spoofs, freakin hilarious.
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2004, 06:24:01 PM »
WARNING: The Republican National Committee has determined this is a personal attack on the Grand Poobah. No humor is allowed. Please present yourself at one of our convienient Political Re-education facilities for immediate Lobotomy and GOP card.
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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2004, 07:19:08 PM »
LOL RPM!

Its a funny pic. Whats not funny is the tools around here who really think Bush doesnt have a brain, yet is somehow an evil man capable of manipulating the whole country into a war for daddy.

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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2004, 08:25:25 PM »
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LOL RPM!

Its a funny pic. Whats not funny is the tools around here who really think Bush doesnt have a brain, yet is somehow an evil man capable of manipulating the whole country into a war for daddy.


Substitute Cheney, RUmsfield and Woflowitz for the evil men and war for PNAC agenda - taking control of Mid East oil

Cheney is running things.  Bush is good at campaigning and raising money.  And hanging at his pig farm in Crawford.

You know he bought that "Ranch" in 1999 right before he presidential run.  Its just a freakin prop.  It was a pig farm until he bought it at the horses you see in the background are props too.  Bush* doesnt ride - I hear he is afraid of horses.

But any way you slice it, Bush* would simply not be where he is today if his daddy wasn't Bush41.

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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2004, 08:44:18 PM »
Wow...you really hate GW, don't you?  Did he kick your dog?

You might even be worse than Weazel.  Wait...you're not Weazel are you?

[edit] Yeah...that was a pretty funny picture [/edit]
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« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2004, 09:13:13 PM »
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Whats not funny is the tools around here who really think Bush doesnt have a brain, yet is somehow an evil man capable of manipulating the whole country into a war for daddy.


A war for daddy? If Bush Sr wanted a war he had plenty of support to do so at the time, he chose not to and bring the boys home. They were there to free kuwait, they got the job done and came home. I listened to an interview by him and he explained why he made his decision, and he spoke honestly, he thought he was doing the right thing. He thought that saddam would be removed from power not too long after the war. It didn't work out that way, but i'm not going to call it a wrong decision. It's a good thing he is not a democrat, or they would be blaming him for 9/11.
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)