George Bush and John Kerry accidentally check into the same hotel. Bush is walking passed the hotels garden and sees Kerry sitting inside with his suit coat off, his tie loosened and his shoes off. Bush thinks this looks relaxing so he goes inside takes off his coat, loosens his tie and removes his shoes. He sits down and the two men begin talking about their political differences.
After awhile Bush tells Kerry that he's going to get a soda and askes if Kerry wants one. Kerry agrees that a soda sounds good, so Bush heads to the snack bar. While he's gone Kerry picks up Bush's right shoe and spits into it. He then puts it back where it was. Bush returns and hands Kerry a soda and they continue to talk until the sodas are gone. They then get ready to leave.
As Bush is putting his shoe on he feels the wetness. He takes it back off and looks inside. He then looks at a smirking Kerry and says:
''John this has gone too far. It's not only us it's all Democrats and Republicans, all conservatives and liberals. We're at each others throats. We're all Americans and we've got to stop this petty bickering, this negative campaigning, this finger pointing, this name calling, this spitting into the others shoes, this peeing into the others soda.....''
