Go to a decent slaughter or a store that can provide you some good stuff (fresh)
then make youre own burgers using a food processor or simular,
add your favorite flavour, wheter its hot or not.
and mix it with 1 egg, a little water and fry it in the pan.
no fat no stinky feeling and just good old food.
can do that with fish too
It wont take you more than 20 min to finish it actually.