Here is a few quotes I think some guys might find interesting at the very least and those of us with a sense of humor will find
down right hillarious.
If anyone has some more to add then lets have em...we can all use a good laugh now and then
The Wisdom of Will Rogers
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>Don't squat with your spurs on.
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>Good judgment comes from experience,
>and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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>Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
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>If you're ridin' ahead of the herd,
>take a look back every now and then
>to make sure it's still there.
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>If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
>try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
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>After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good
>he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along
>and shot him.......
>The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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>Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
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>There's two theories to arguin' with a woman.
>Neither one works.
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>If you find yourself in a hole,
>the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
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>Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
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>It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
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>Always drink upstream from the herd.
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>When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter
>or a person,don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
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>When you're throwin' your weight around,
>be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
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>The quickest way to double your money
>is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
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>Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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>There are three kinds of men. . .
>The one that learns by reading.
>The few who learn by observation.
>The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
