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Offline Nilsen

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« on: April 24, 2004, 12:00:27 PM »
celebrating my last saturday ever without kids! :cool:

Next saturday is may 1. and that is when my daughter is supposed to be born!!

Anything can happen from now on in, so i have a deal with my dad so he can drive if "someone" feels the need to arrive abit before planned :aok

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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2004, 12:04:09 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2004, 12:04:45 PM »
Your life is about to change Nilsen, mostly in a good way.

Congrats on your upcoming family addition. :aok
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2004, 12:08:53 PM »
thx....sitting in the backyard with a couple of m8's, my laptop with some tunes and beer. Gf is inside with some of her friends and my mom..

i look cool as usual but im actually a nervous wreck :D
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2004, 12:16:28 PM »
Congrats in advance.  :)
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2004, 12:17:17 PM »
hehe, I remember my first.

Your life is about to change, and it will never be the same again. In a good way. You wont be able to do stuff like before, but once you get to hold that little kid you dont really care about that stuff anyway.

So are you planning on being with the mom during the delivery? Now THAT is scary, and if you think you are a nervous wreck now, wait til you're 5-10 hours into the labour.

You liberal fool ;)
All the best.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2004, 12:22:56 PM »
Oh yes Hortlund... ill be there if i dont faint :D


I could always stay drunk until its "time" but even if my GF finds me more relaxed now that ive had a few i guess i better be sober. She has been giggeling and laughing at my nervous arse all week.
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2004, 12:34:06 PM »
Disclaimer: Do not read beyond this line in case your wife is standing over your shoulder.





















I mean it...girls can be very touchy on these matters...






























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My advice:

Stay up at the head, talk and pat "you are so good", "great work honey" etc etc yada yada but DONT look down.

Trust me on this...you might feel very curious and you might want to see what it looks like...but for the love of everything holy, DONT look down there.

When my first kid arrived (after gf had had a neat 13-hour struggle with maraton vomiting and excruciating pain) I was too curious so I looked down there to see what it looked like/how it was going. It killed our sexlife for the next year or so, and I was this close to fainting *shows with thumb and finger*

This was of cource before the doctor used a pair of scissors to do something UNSPEAKABLE

I can give you details if you want, but trust me on this. Stay with the head, dont look down until they put the baby on her belly and everything will go just fine.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2004, 12:45:29 PM »
keep the details Hortlund, im getting the idea....mental images are forming :D

*thinking hard on pretty flowers* :rofl

i prolly will look anyway, none of my m8's have managed to not look even if they tried so i will cave...i know it


*thinking harder on pretty flowers*
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2004, 01:22:38 PM »
Ignore her when she reaches up, and grabs you by the throat and yells, "First thing I am gonna do is cut it off when i get through!"  No matter how convincing she sounds,..she is just having a moment.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2004, 01:32:06 PM »
rgr that skuzzy..

got me one of these...

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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2004, 01:38:05 PM »
Contratulations Nilson. May she grow up to be a good little capitalist. :D

Is that you in the armor?
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2004, 01:41:50 PM »
thx pork...

nah...i would never fit into that, to geeky for me too :cool:

better just rent one
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2004, 01:47:10 PM »
Perfect description Hortlund and Skuzzy :)

The other way is you drop her at hospital ,you phone to your best friends and go drinking ... (give your mobile number at the hospital ;))
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2004, 01:52:43 PM »
I like it Straffo... that way the nurses wont get confused and think that its me having the baby..:D

i bet i will scream like a pig contantly from the time she starts leaking until the baby is about 18 and ready to leave the nest :o
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