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Offline wrongwayric

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« on: April 25, 2004, 10:23:18 AM »
Had to say this, was funny as hell. Was doing a bomber mission in b26's, long flight, went to get a beer. (bad mistake)
As i come back to my chair rounds start pinging off me! Quick make a grab for stick, try to sit down, drop ice cold beer on front of pants!! LOL auger planes into ground!
Just thought you all could use a laugh.:rofl
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Offline frank3

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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2004, 01:00:42 PM »
A waste of beer is no fun...

augering planes on the other hand...:D
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2004, 04:43:01 PM »
The spilling of beer is a capital offense in Texas. :)
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2004, 04:50:15 PM »
Natural Ice.:D
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Offline lada

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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2004, 05:06:07 PM »
chmm some of my squadies are sometime drunk ...

its fun to listen them day after :D
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2004, 05:19:36 PM »
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drop ice cold beer on front of pants!! LOL auger planes into ground!
At least you missed your keyboard!  (I hope)  :D   I've sometimes fallen asleep while flying after drinking a few beers....  :lol
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Offline Flit

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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2004, 05:21:38 PM »
Hey, is'nt that alcohol abuse ?:D
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Offline Shiva

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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2004, 06:49:02 PM »
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The spilling of beer is a capital offense in Texas. :)


That's not necessary. When you die, you are suspended head-down in a barrel containing all the booze you ever spilled... and if you drown, to hell and be damned with you!

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Offline 68DevilM

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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2004, 08:00:59 PM »
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At least you missed your keyboard!  (I hope)  :D   I've sometimes fallen asleep while flying after drinking a few beers....  :lol


then she plows her plane into you and fortunate for you kill shot was off:p
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Offline Wax

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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2004, 09:26:03 PM »
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Originally posted by wrongwayric
Had to say this, was funny as hell. Was doing a bomber mission in b26's, long flight, went to get a beer. (bad mistake)
As i come back to my chair rounds start pinging off me! Quick make a grab for stick, try to sit down, drop ice cold beer on front of pants!! LOL auger planes into ground!
Just thought you all could use a laugh.:rofl


 Thats better than looseing 2000 fighter perks in about 2 hrs drunk :confused:
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2004, 09:29:40 PM »
Ohhh WAX i feel your pain (my croch is till numb, that beer was COLD) LOL thanks for the fun responses guys, anymore funny strories would be nice as i am sure i am not the only one to have strange things happen while playing (least i hope not):D
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Offline aztec

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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2004, 05:23:51 AM »
Can't remember who it was but a few years ago someone fell asleep with their head on the keyboard after drinking an undetermined amount of wine. He happened to lay his head on his keyboard where he had a macro set and spammed the radio buffer for hours. Needless to say there were a lot of pi$$ed off people. Everyone thought it wasn an intentional act however he showed up on the bbs the following day with an explanation and profuse apologies. Can anyone remember who it was?
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Offline 101ABN

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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2004, 07:50:37 AM »
lost tons of perk points flying drunk, still havent learned either.
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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2004, 08:11:39 AM »
I posted the story here before where I was so plastered. I thought my Corsair was a zeke and killed a spit in a turnfight then did thw Wile Coyote type notice I am in a corsair and instantlystalled and augered.
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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2004, 10:59:25 AM »
LOL I agree with Wax totally.  Nothing worse than flying blind drunk and coming back the next day to find all your perks gone.

BTW, NOE Tempest into a capped base is NOT a good idea no matter what your beer goggles say.
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