Dumbest thing you've ever done while drunk

[Udie]

Luckily I don't remember them but I still hear stories from the AH con 2000 and 2001.  So, I must have done something really dumb

[DREDIOCK]

Tuned up on Beer and microdot mesc. Driving to 6 flags (We call it Great Adventure) Came to a circle type intersection.
Drove around and around the circle....
For about an hour. Laughing our A's off.

Fla Keys at a place called "Tiki Johns". After many, many Rumrunners Wife and I decided we wanted some sex and searched for a nice secluded spot.
 We THOUGHT we found one between some bushes.
Got all nekked and were going at it her on top when All of a sudden I heardwhat sounded like a crowd of people chanting "GO! GO! GO! GO!" and looked over my shoulder to see a nice sized group of people standing on a balcony looking down on us,thrusting their fists in the air and chanting away.
So..we Obliged them.

By far though the bumbest thing.

Drank a couple 6 packs of beer then about 95% of a bottle of Takillya. and about an hour and a half
Woke up the next morning and looked at the chick in bed next to me and thought to myself "OH MY GOD! IT WASNT A NIGHTMARE!"

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by culero
The few times I did that while drunk were actually OK, gud fun.

However, the one time I failed to bail after, and then had to see it the next morning while hungover....that was the last time

culero (still horrified 20+ years later)

Large women are equally as good and often better then small ones. and they are so much more greatful-- Benjamin Franklin

then again. He couldnt exactly be compaired favorably to Tom Cruise either LOL

[storch]

Bejamin Franklin was a well known ladies man in his time with many, many conquests.   as less famous but equally successful ladies man once told me "he who is prone to eat as cat does will often go hungry, he who eats as a dog does will always get his fill".  as I have stated before I can find something charming in every woman.  The ladies that are often overlooked are indeed both appreciative and fun.   I haven't messed around in over 15 years but I'm sure it's still the same today and will be one thousand years from now.

[Curval]

Remember that movie with Eddie Murphy and Dudley Moore...the latter took credit for designing the "Dip-Gyro" and he had to go and be part of a CIA "sting" operation?

While he was heading for the rendevous with the terrorist dude in the parking lot he was muttering to himself.  One of the things he was muttering about was lamenting about not being able to relay important "guy-stuff" to his son as advice.

One of his choice pieces of advice was that "fat chicks tend to cum alot".  I'm sure he was right.



 

[2Slow]

Jumped a bar ditch in a '77 Celica just south of Steele Mo.

 Was doing 80 mph plus.  Trying to read road signs, was lost.  Went right through the T intersection.  Landed in cotton field right side up.   Front suspension put dents in fenders from the inside out.

Had to drive through 3 strands of barbed wire to get out of the field.

2nd dumbest:  Let girl friend drive same vehicle a few months later, as I had too much to drink.  Apparently so did she.  Tried to climb an Oak tree after exiting the road surface to the right and bouncing through another bar ditch.  Car was a total loss.  Broke my nose and her right arm.

Got lucky, friends nearby helped get us to the hospital and removed empty and full beer cans from the scene.

[Curval]

Mine:  Let a girlfriend drive the golf cart.  She drove us off a cliff.

[hyena426]

throwing up in a denny's restraunt bathroom,,then having a girl run up and kiss me right after it,,she started probing my mouth,,,then i said,,im sorry,,i just threw up,,,should of seen the look of shock on her face,,lol<~~im still dating her to this day,,lol,,im lucky my night of drinking didnt blow it for me,,lol

[Eagler]

drove

[type_char]

LOL sometimes when I get wino drunk, I forget how to read english.

[2stony]

Was at a party all day long drinking hard liqueur. Left the party in my VW bug, blacked out and woke up airborne after I had just left the road and flew over a dirt burm. The VW took a hard landing, but car and I no worse for wear. After collecting myself and getting back on the road, I went to my favorite tavern and closed it down.
     By the way, this summer will mark 20 years since I've drank alchohol.

[Capt. Pork]

Originally posted by 2stony
Was at a party all day long drinking hard liqueur. Left the party in my VW bug, blacked out and woke up airborne after I had just left the road and flew over a dirt burm. The VW took a hard landing, but car and I no worse for wear. After collecting myself and getting back on the road, I went to my favorite tavern and closed it down.
     By the way, this summer will mark 20 years since I've drank alchohol.

It works if you work it.

[Charon]

My social drinking pretty much involved binge drinking from the time I was 14 to 28, so there are a few. One of the funnier (as opposed to scary) events took place my senior year in high school.

Three of us were out driving around on a summer night drinking in my buddy's rustbucket 280Z (a pretty common condition for a 7-year old or so "Datsun" of that era) with some Boston or other arena rock playing. We were heading in for the night (not particularly drunk by the standards of the day) and about a block from my house when he ran a stop sign in a deserted commercial park. Suddenly the lights went on behind and we were pulled over.

I'm busy trying to cover the empty Old Style cans on the floor board when the cop walks up.

Cop: "Why did you run that stop sign?"

Me: (thinking to myself) "all right Scott, say something smart now..."

Scott: (after a brief pause) "Well, there's usually nobody here..."

Since it was the early 1980s, and we weren't that drunk and we were close to my house he let us go. A happier ending then when I totaled my ancient Volvo a year later during a drunken drag race (yeah, it made sense at the time).

Charon

[Capt. Pork]

Originally posted by Charon
(yeah, it made sense at the time).

Charon

I love it how that one simple phrase makes all references to how wasted you were while doing something stupid, totally redundant.

You ate THAT?

Made sense at the time.

You said THAT?

Made sense at the time.

You slept with THAT?

It made sense at the time.

[thrila]

Dumbest thing i did was to taunt a dog with food i had just bought from the local 24hr shop on the way home from the  pub.  Well i was thrusting food in it's face and then eating it, finding it highly amusing.  The dog was not as amused as me....it bit my ear almost completely off, however at the time i i thought it was just a little nick.  It wasn't until i got home and looked in the mirror i realised how serious it was (everything above my earhole was mangled and hanging off).  

A neighbour dropped me off at the hospital, it was just starting to don on me what i had done the nurse walked in and said "theres not much we can do for dog bites".....i got very freaked out!  the thought of only 1 ear wasn't very appealing.  The nurse looked it at said soemthing along the lines of "Oh my!  Ok, you're gonna need      
 to be sent to plastics for this".....i have never felt so relieved in my life!

My ear looks pretty darn good, most people don't notice unless i tell them.  This truely was the most stupidest, drunken thing i have ever done!