Author Topic: A question to ponder (Read 496 times)

Estes · « **on:** April 26, 2004, 06:59:53 PM »

alright, lets say you are walking down the street, and all of a sudden you find yourself carrying a bucket of ****? What would you do? Would you drop it or what?

I myself wouldn't drop it right away, its obviously important that i'm carrying this bucket of ****, i wasn't 5 minutes ago. There might be a universe in there, and they might get kinda pissed if i drop it.

But anyway, what would you do?

Lizking · « **Reply #1 on:** April 26, 2004, 07:00:52 PM »

Check into a drug rehab.

Nash · « **Reply #2 on:** April 26, 2004, 07:05:38 PM »

Estes · « **Reply #3 on:** April 26, 2004, 07:07:10 PM »

Nah, I'm just bored off my ass.

Only bad habit I carry is dipping.

Nash · « **Reply #4 on:** April 26, 2004, 07:07:52 PM »

dipping?

Estes · « **Reply #5 on:** April 26, 2004, 07:09:17 PM »

copenhagen, snuff, chewing tobacco.

majic · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2004, 07:09:34 PM »

Chewing tobacco. I'm a smoker and stil think that's gross.

Nash · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2004, 07:09:48 PM »

Ahh...

One day at a time Estes.

Estes · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2004, 07:10:35 PM »

Yes, it is a gross and nasty habit. I wish I wouldn't have started.

Expensive too. About a can every day or two, bout 15 bucks a week.

Nash · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2004, 07:13:31 PM »

Reminds me....

Baseball camp. 8-10 years old. We shipped in a couple of Yanks to run it. They were from some MLB farm team.

The 1st thing they did each morning was dump a whole truck load of chew into a big white bucket. Then they'd poor in some kind of alcohol and chop up licorice and mix that in as well. They stirred it all together with a stick and we'd all dip into it throughout the day. We were all so damn dizzy the entire week I don't even know what I learned.

Estes · « **Reply #10 on:** April 26, 2004, 07:22:10 PM »

eww, that sounds nasty Nash, I bet you were dizzy...****.

Anyway Back on topic!

OIO · « **Reply #11 on:** April 26, 2004, 07:26:53 PM »

id become seriously depressed as I realize that my sole purpose in this universe is to carry a bucket of little asterisk thingys.

Nash · « **Reply #12 on:** April 26, 2004, 07:31:01 PM »

Let's see...

I would burrow into the 5hit looking for a note telling me what I needed to do with this bucket. If said note never surfaces, I would package it up and keep it in my freezer until such time as my mission becomes appearent.

Sandman · « **Reply #13 on:** April 26, 2004, 08:07:24 PM »

I would take it and put it in a large paper bag, probably double bag it... then, I would place it in the middle of Ripsnort's carpeted garage and light in on fire.

Nash · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2004, 08:38:33 PM »

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Originally posted by Sandman
I would take it and put it in a large paper bag, probably double bag it... then, I would place it in the middle of Ripsnort's carpeted garage and light in on fire.

Neat gag, but Ripsnort would only look up from the BBS for an instant to ponder the screaching coming from outside, while one of his kid's Nikes catches on fire, resulting almost immediately in a cut and paste here about hippy neighbours and how they oughta enforce the sound bylaws.