Author Topic: A question to ponder (Read 492 times)

LePaul · « **Reply #15 on:** April 26, 2004, 08:46:04 PM »

I'd thank my lucky stars a goofy guy like you hasnt reproduced.

Err, wait...baby due when? Fark!

Umm...

Estes · « **Reply #16 on:** April 26, 2004, 08:48:10 PM »

Baby is due in May..

Counting the days..Just waiting for her water to break while we are sleeping..

LePaul · « **Reply #17 on:** April 26, 2004, 08:49:21 PM »

LOL...yet another wet spot...

Estes · « **Reply #18 on:** April 26, 2004, 08:50:11 PM »

She sleeps in the wet spot.. Not me!

Nash · « **Reply #19 on:** April 26, 2004, 08:56:44 PM »

Hey... Sex and the subtle jockeying for the dry spot go hand in hand.

That being said, we men have the upperhand... As during the throes of sex, we can sort of position them to "their" side of the bed in time for the big show.

Swoop · « **Reply #20 on:** April 27, 2004, 12:44:34 AM »

You guys just don't get it. If you're walking down the street and suddenly find you're carrying a bucket of **** then you immediately start looking for a viable target.

Such as.......oh I don't know........Bill Steeley?

10Bears · « **Reply #21 on:** April 27, 2004, 01:14:32 AM »

I would set up on the doorstep of all this happy talk..

Hehehe Nash didn't know what dipping was

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 27, 2004, 01:17:33 AM »

God bless you Estes!

SaburoS · « **Reply #23 on:** April 27, 2004, 01:21:16 AM »

I don't mind those that wish to "chew" tobacco, it's the "spit" cup they need to tote around everywhere. Absolutely discusting, makes me want to gag! YUCK!

Nash · « **Reply #24 on:** April 27, 2004, 01:22:03 AM »

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Originally posted by 10Bears
Hehehe Nash didn't know what dipping was

Well... I had my suspicions; totally false, and if stated would have gotten me banned.

Thrawn · « **Reply #25 on:** April 27, 2004, 03:45:11 AM »

I would send some of it to Greg for a DNA check, some to Trace for foreign substance testing, the rest gets sent to Evidence for storage. When that was done I would discuss the philosophical ramifications of a bucket of **** appearing in my hand with Gill.

SOB · « **Reply #26 on:** April 27, 2004, 04:11:45 AM »

Kill Bill 2, Elle getting a face full of spit can...blecchhh.

Nash, if you found yourself walking down the street with a bucket of feces and that was your moment of clarity, then I think all is right with the world!

"Say, I seem to be carrying something. Wait, it's filled with *****! Oh hell, that does it!"

Hmmm, bucket full of crap suddently appearing in my hand? I'd find my way to the nearest crowd of people and toss it up into the air toward them to see who catches it, 'cause "hey, free bucket 'o' crap!"

Thank you, Jack Daniels.

-edit- LOL, Skuzzy, you have the medical term for poop censored?! That's just funny!

gofaster · « **Reply #27 on:** April 27, 2004, 09:14:19 AM »

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Originally posted by SaburoS
I don't mind those that wish to "chew" tobacco, it's the "spit" cup they need to tote around everywhere.

Hence the bucket of nastiness they suddenly find themselves carrying around. One minute its a Coke, then its empty, then its full of crap. And they wonder how it got there.