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Offline pugg666

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« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2004, 12:07:35 PM »
they only wish they where...



It's only a flesh wound.
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« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2004, 12:12:24 PM »
played it once...it sucked...horribly...i prefer to play "knight" proper-like...with wooden sticks not dice...
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« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2004, 12:17:15 PM »
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ***** of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't ***** with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2004, 12:38:05 PM »
sweet, I turn 30 this year too.

I played D&D, but man, never did we do THAT.

Besides, that lightning bolt "wizard" cheated.   No way he could even memorize 8 lightning bolts let alone cast them all within 18 seconds.

umm, yes, I'm a geek.  I had a geek card, but it got revoked when I didn't see Return of the King on opening weekend.  ;)
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« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2004, 01:49:00 PM »
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There are only two women that plays rpg's. One is SOB's sister, and the other is a friend of mine. TWO! ... that's all, and the girl in the pic is not one of them.


This must be SOB's sister.
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2004, 02:19:58 PM »
Damn, someone please cast level 50 Sports Bra.
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Offline muckmaw

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« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2004, 02:39:21 PM »
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Damn, someone please cast level 50 Sports Bra.



BWAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

 :rofl :aok
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« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2004, 02:50:39 PM »
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 I've already lost a ninja figure I used for my Thief characters (which I managed to get killed off every other week).  


GoFaster how you can let your Ninja character be killed is beyond me?? I mean, Ninjas are totally awesome, flip out all the time and kill goblins and dragons!!


Saurdaukar:rofl :rofl :rofl

No worries Nifty, you're still a geek in my book :p


And I've never played D&D...and besides I'm no geek as I never went past level 10.
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« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2004, 03:09:38 PM »
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GoFaster how you can let your Ninja character be killed is beyond me?? I mean, Ninjas are totally awesome, flip out all the time and kill goblins and dragons!!


I had a gift for finding loose stones that opened trap doors.  I would try the ninja spread-eagled-across-the-opening trick but the door would also be just a few inches wider than I was long and down I'd go.  I think the DM had it out for me because I refused to play "in character".
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Offline SOB

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« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2004, 05:42:01 PM »
If ya like what you see in the above pic and want some nekkid shots, shoot me an email.  There's a great one of her made up like a troll (didn't take too much make-up) that'll make ya prematurely scream LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT!!!
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« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2004, 06:20:39 PM »
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If ya like what you see in the above pic and want some nekkid shots, shoot me an email.  There's a great one of her made up like a troll (didn't take too much make-up) that'll make ya prematurely scream LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT!!!


Gee, I'd love to but I have to poke my eyes out with a red-hot knitting needle first...

maybe next time...
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